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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/IndependentSigns on 2025-06-12 18:56:13+00:00.
We had a fire drill at work last week. Before it started, the announcement came over the PA: “If you leave the property during the drill, don’t bother coming back” it was 2:00 in the afternoon. my box was quiet, meetings were done, and my car was parked two blocks away. So when the alarm went off and we all filed outside, I just kept walking. went straight to my car and drove home. Next day, my manager asked why I left. I said, “They told us not to come back if we left” he blinked for a second, then said nothing. I was just following instructions, and enjoying an early end to my Tuesday.