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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 96 points 1 month ago

Still pretty common today.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at this fella with no favourite rock

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ha, what a ...wait, do you think they also don't have a favourite stick?!?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Or a favourite cave?

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[–] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wearing Jewels is the advanced form of carrying a pet rock.

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We're not so different than the penguins that prostitute themselves for rocks

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair, the penguins don't care about the rocks they're just kinky like that

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This is lemmy. Everyone has a favourite rock.

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

They're fucking minerals Marie

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] spizzat2@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I can't pick a favorite.

They're all neat.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Mine is cummingtonite

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (22 children)

I thought I was weird after seeing that black stand-up on kill Tony saying he had some of his favorites in his pocket. My step mom and I went hiking and she found two really cool rocks, one was gray and has streaks of purple, the other one was dark but with orange streaks. They live on my dashboard.

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Paleontologists have found Neanderthal stone tools (knapped stone) made with high quality stone taken from kilometers away. This means that they had favorite tools that they wanted to keep with them, while other low quality stones where used few times before being discarded near their collection point

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"Yo dude checkout my secret rock spot, it's 13 kilometers over there"

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even way back then, they already used the metric system!

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 7 points 1 month ago

It was the most natural thing to do

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasn't that long ago that people even had pet rocks.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ehhhhh, believe it or not the 1970s was 50 years ago.

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The 70s will remain thirty years ago until the day I die.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I wasn't even alive in the seventies and I still calculate it as just before I was born

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[–] radix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Can't be. I was born in the 70s and I'm only what the fuck?

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
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[–] kbal@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wait... do you guys not have a favourite rock?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm partial to grunge and prog

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No.

I can't pick a favorite they're all so cool.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

After very careful consideration I have selected my top 3 favorite rocks.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck me I forgot the black sparkly one. I am back to crippling indecision.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

fuck those are some good rocks

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[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait till this guy finds out about the Kaaba

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[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of my favorite rocks is stoner rock.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doing volunteer trail maintenance. All the people swarm the tool pile trying to claim their favorite pick mattock or grub hoe. It's adorable.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're my favorite grub hoe.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You don't have a favorite Rock?

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 8 points 1 month ago

It's a mineral, Gurk.

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I mean when I was young and used to play with rocks I had a favourite rock, I mean even painting rocks was a thing. No need to go thousands of years back lol

Don’t mind Geologists

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Sea otters exhibit this behavior. They keep their favorite rock in their pouches and use them to crack open shellfish.

[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

My favorite rock has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R. My favorite rock has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R.

Cats have had domesticated humans for roughly 10,000 years.

Goats have been domesticated for at least 10,000 years.

Dogs have been domesticated for at bare minimum 15,000 years.

People have had their favourite pet animals for much longer than you think.

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