this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 hours ago

What unholy AI bullshit is that cover image? If your butthole looks like that you're problems aren't in the future, they're right now.

[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 13 points 5 hours ago

It gets better: niplomancy

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 hours ago

I know someone who's going in for a colonoscopy. Maybe they can get the two-for-one package with a reading tossed in?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Shai-Hulud!

[–] acidbattery@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 hours ago

$$ Monetize your fetish $$

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

In some border controls they also know your future with Anomancy

[–] HowAbt2morrow 2 points 4 hours ago

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago

I could do this with my eyes closed