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[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 12 hours ago

neovim users spending 3 days rewriting old unmaintained extension for telescope

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Lol "as good as intellij" what the actual fuck.

I cannot imagine how much worse you'd have to make vscode to make it as shit as intellij is. And even vscode is pretty shit.

Kotlin would be a great language if it wasn't hampered by that IDE.

[–] londos@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Still stubbornly using Pulsar (fork of Atom)

[–] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 2 points 15 hours ago

Really hoping Zed takes off, VSCode while versatile, feels clunky and slow

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Being plugin based avoids bloat (doesn’t matter for code-oss because it’s electron)

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

It also plays into their goal to make VS Code seem open source while being the opposite! A lot of the functionality is in the marketplace but non Microsoft products aren't legally allowed to use it and you're not allowed to distribute builds of the plugins.

Use VS Codium instead.

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 6 points 1 day ago

Well, IntelliJ is also plugin based, it's just that most of the plugins are bundled and enabled by default and maintained by the same set of people as the core IDE, so there's consistent quality.

[–] Meltdown@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe I just have a shitty computer, but I feel like as good as intelliJ is, it's very slow compared to VScode. And fuck me if I'm trying to do anything in Android Studio.

[–] glorptex@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is slower. It's a fully fledged IDE, VSCode is not so it will always be way faster, but that's again this meme, JetBrains IDE's are super powerful so I guess you can say what it lacks in speed it got in power. It's also written in Java so it's memory heavy, but it is what it is.

I use both and I enjoy both. I would never however use JetBrains to open and edit a single file, its way to slow for that.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 4 points 1 day ago

+1

I use Visual Studio Code when I need to edit one files or two. JetBrains IDE when I'm starting a programming session.

[–] scheep@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

vscode is actually a pretty decent code editor for my needs. I use VSCodium which is basically the same thing except lacking support for a few proprietary extensions (most notably the Microsoft C/C++ extension, so I use clangd instead which for some reason was way easier to set up with copr repo on fedora than either on windows or with flathub on fedora...)

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 105 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You guys use editors? Real programmers only need a mechanical hard drive, a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Looks at mr fancy pants over here with a magenetic disc. While im over here threading my code.

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

or: C-x M-c M-butterfly

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[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 152 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Having bunch of plugins built-in is not any better than having a bunch of plugins

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Having a bunch of plugins built-in means also supported in updates and play nice with each other

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 67 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I would argue it's worse. You can't choose the things that are actually beneficial to you and how you work.

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[–] kungen@feddit.nu 13 points 1 day ago

Security-wise, yeah? IIRC Microsoft is very nonchalant with checking that there's nothing malicious in the plugins on their marketplace.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Recently switched to a new contract, which resulted in me switching from IDEA Ultimate to vscode. This picture is terribly accurate.

In intellij I usually do code reviews by checking out the code and comparing the branch to origin/main to step through the changes. Just a right click menu option to compare branches.

I took for granted that this is just a thing IDEs should do, so I looked in vain for a while before googling it and finding out I need a plugin for that. (If I'm wrong please help me find the button, I still believe it must be in there somewhere. Surely the owners of GitHub can compare branches?)

[–] owsei@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

I don't use VSCode, so I may be wrong, but I think it has version control integration out of the box (maybe just for git), an with it you can review merges and stuff

I'll try this today and comeback here

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[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

If you're working on a large project/product then sure, but VS Code is just so damn good, it's so much fucking faster than IntelliJ, has so many more options and is typically just more intuitive to me. Whenever I can I typically use it.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (24 children)

Lol wow, intelliJ? Shit's slow as fuck

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

I have 60ish plugins for VS Code and IntelliJ is still slower / sluggish.

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[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No mention of KDevelop? ;__;

I like it because it is the pretty much only FOSS graphical IDE where the edit-compile-debug cycle works. I'm been using it for last 10y for C/C++/Python, and it recently gained LSP support. (ported from Kate)

[–] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 1 points 15 hours ago

Zed might be a good contender soon :)

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago

describing IntelliJ as "good".

Shots fired back. 😈

[–] brianary@startrek.website 4 points 1 day ago

If you want everything bundled instead of à la carte, that sounds more like eclipse to me. But then, I don't understand how anyone can program in Java.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile IntelliJ: let's copycat VSCodium UI

[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago (11 children)

quietly scoots his entire github repo for his neovim configuration and 200+ plugins behind his back

Haha yeah totally

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 44 points 2 days ago (5 children)

IntelliJ? That's on you for using Java

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[–] F04118F@feddit.nl 62 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

Plugins on a universal open source IDE are a better system than specialised proprietary IDEs (that also share "core" code but it's not open source).

Fight me.

Fair warning though: I know these

/weakSpot
:g/your confidence/d
:x

Neovim logo

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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (21 children)

NGL I'd use jetbrainz products more if they weren't that pricey and more portable

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