I will come back to this post in 20-25 years time.

Japan...

i just really freaking love public transportation infrastructure

i want to ride ALL THE TRAINS

Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

What do I do if mine's not on here? What kind of mid-life-crisis is this?

Does HRT count

I got the bonus 5th one: Linux

Add gardening, birdwatching, golf, volunteering?

Hufflepuff.

Wait a minute...

No, I stand by it. Just replace the badger with a blunt.

Cycling, linux and archery

Where's the "Reclusive hermit" one.

Smoking meats

None of the above?

Strength training and returned to a hobby of my younger years - cars.

E: wouldn’t even call it a midlife crisis. Just finally having a little time to have a hobby and understanding that being healthy will extend what quality years I have left.

私も攻撃されたと感じる。。。

I fell into running...hard. I went from almost no physical exercise to running marathons over the space of 2 years. Did my first 100km ultra in December.

Fuck, right as I got back into manga and anime...

But it's mostly rock climbing really.

Homeassistant/homelab, Nintendo Switch with the kids, getting back into playing bass, and Walking

I feel like I'm doing the midlife crisis thing wrong. I'm factionless atm. I'm also too tired to have a crisis. My time is spent going to work and trying to survive in a field that is increasingly difficult to survive in.

I'm jealous some people have time and energy to have a full on crisis on the side. You lucky, lucky bastards.

I have ADHD. All of the above.

What's with the popularity of pickleball these day? What happened to badminton?

I have done all of these. None of them were a midlife crisis - that was straight fucking.

Grad school but I can't afford it. Or running but my knees hurt so I got way too into bicycles

My closest one would be running. I started doing 5 minutes a day on an old exercise bike where the computer and thus the resistance motor didn't work in september, gradually adding more time as I got into better shape.

It was when I got a new one that actually works in mid January that I REALLY got going, though, and I've put in 90 hours for a total of 3813 km (2369 miles) since then.

For context, that's more than the straight line distance between Washington DC and Los Angeles or almost the distance between London, England and Gao, Mali.

As far as mid life crises go, that along with eating a lot better ain't so bad 😁

these are all horrible. where is cosplay at 48?

What do you do if running hurts your knees? Just do it anyway?

I have tried changing footwear but generally if I walk a lot my knee will hurt. Doctor said thats just how I’m built I guess.

I would like to get into it. I guess I could just do NSAIDs?

Motorcycles!🏍️🏍️💨💨

What about the stereotype of buying a flashy car? Arguably that’s the one I fell into: spending far more on a car than I ever have to get something flashy and different, and purely thinking of me for what felt like the first time in my life.

Synthesizer and gym habit. The former for fun, and the latter out of necessity.

The workshop life has found me. Currently obsessed with 3d printing

none, just neutrally observing my fastly declining physical recovery rates and wondering if it will be in the negatives 20 years later

Fuck. Running.

Running