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Penis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Laver0n@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Happens at least twice a day :(

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[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually no. How the fuck do you piss not into the toilet while sitting? That’s the big advantage of sitting down, that and the extra comfort, you don’t have to aim.

The only times this has ever happened was when I was completely hammered and didn’t sit down properly.

Honestly I don’t even see how this is physically possible. Unless you literally do not have a dick there should always be enough - let’s say range - available to bring the urine exit point below the toilet bowl edge.

I feel weird writing this down.

[–] Ubettawerk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

How it’s happened to me is if you’re semi-hard or not holding your dick down, when you piss it’ll go through the space between the seat and the bowl.