this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 54 minutes ago

See three pee pees

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 hour ago (2 children)
[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's baby time!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Han Singular, you're the greatest disappointment of my entire life!

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Wait I think I can read between the lines here

You actually want me to say the correct answer so that you can drink!

I got you bro, that's C-3PO.

Get your freak on now blame free, it's totally my fault

[–] onion_trial@europe.pub 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 20 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 55 minutes ago

I thought it was RDR2

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It’s spelled Arturito

/s

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 2 points 6 hours ago

No, that's a company making micro controllers. This is Articuno.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

Last name vibratory relations tight?

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

that's obviously JOHN CENA

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 12 points 11 hours ago

Don’t you recognize your old buddy, Bender?

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 10 points 12 hours ago

Its censored, is this hentai?

[–] anas@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Is that Manny Bothans? RIP to the rebellion’s greatest hero

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Nah that's either 000 or the auralnauts villain

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago

The one who got his ass beat by the battlestar Galactica robot at bi-mon-sci-fi-con?

I wanna say... "Steve?"

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Thats old man cripple

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 36 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

ugh, I thought it was Arthur Detour for a sec

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

No, you're thinking of Seath the Scaleless, who betrayed his own, and the Everlasting Dragons were no more.

[–] N0MAD@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It is either C3Penisface or R2Dickhead... I can never remember who is who.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

sixpeepeehoe

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oh damn! Is that Glup Shitto???

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lowkey that's a great star wars name, cheers

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 hours ago

The Terminator... no actually it could be Mechagodzilla?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 15 points 16 hours ago

Alex Murphy. Aka: "Robocop".

[–] djmikeale@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

See-thru-pea-ouh

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I thought I knew, but the character I'm thinking of has a red arm.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

Drink long and prosper!

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

That's Grell, the robot.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He looks like a Steve to me.

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 19 points 16 hours ago
[–] xylol@leminal.space 5 points 14 hours ago

I can't see the censored thing

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Marvin the depressed robot

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

No, that's me, hence the drinking on a weekday

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

He can't remember his name either, memory got wiped.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

That's Cyber Steve. He collects skin and has three daughters; Bellatrix Combine Harvester, Bleedy Leela, and Schmomp.

[–] ProfAel@feddit.org 3 points 15 hours ago
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