this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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Fuck Subscriptions

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Naming and shaming all "recurring spending models" where a one-time fee (or none at all) would be appropriate and logical.

Expect use of strong language.

Follow the basic rules of lemmy.world and common sense, and try to have fun if possible.

No flamewars or attacking other users, unless they're spineless corporate shills.

Note that not all subscriptions are awful. Supporting your favorite ~~camgirl~~ creator or Lemmy server on Patreon is fine. An airbag with subscription is irl Idiocracy-level dystopian bullshit.

New community rule: Shilling for cunty corporations, their subscriptions and other anti-customer practices may result in a 1-day ban. It's so you can think about what it's like when someone can randomly decide what you can and can't use, based on some arbitrary rules. Oh what, you didn't read this fine print? You should read what you're agreeing to.

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Some other groovy communities for those who wish to own their products, their data and their life:

Right to Repair/Ownership

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Louis Rossman's YouTube channel

Look at content hosted at Big Tech without most of the nonsense:

Piped

Invidious

Nitter

Teddit

 

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[–] St0ner@lemmy.wtf 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These are some of the best episodes ever. Boo on them for being censors

To be fair, Jared Has Aides was NOT made with the knowledge that Jared did in fact want to give children AIDS

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine going to thrift stores for 15 minutes after work and ending up with all of these on DVD?

Problem is shows like “it’s always sunny” that i wanted to do this with, stopped making physical dvd releases after like season 10. Disney + also removed a bunch of episodes for “being offensive” which if that worries you, why are you watching its always sunny?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Imagine going straight home after work and steaming whatever you want instantly because you have Stremio + Torrentio?

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Imagine pirating all that, not paying for it, AND having Blurays?

What else are you doing with those 15 minutes, working on world peace?

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Thanks for letting me know. Bout time for a rewatch.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I went over to my laptop to check if you're downloading the same one I'm seeding

unfortunately not, Im seeding 1-26 and you're downloading 1-21. Would've been funny tho

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Most of these replies seem to be missing the reason. Paramount is trying to merge and needs FCC approval and the Trump administration has been using the FCC as a cudgel to keep them in line.

https://deadline.com/2025/05/fcc-chief-paramount-skydance-donald-trump-cbs-60-minutes-lawsuit-1236385944/

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 181 points 4 days ago (26 children)

The stupidest censorship I’ve seen like this is Community’s first DnD episode. Chang dresses up as a drow and that is considered “blackface” even though they address it in the episode that he isn’t black but a drow. So goodbye episode on streaming.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Oh, man. A Drow in a long-sleeved Guayabera. That's an insult to my Cuban heritage. Keep it banned. /s

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, I guess if you're a drow and see this, you might be offended.

Not because it's drowface, but because it's a human, therefore not drow, and thus is beneath the drow.

They kind of have an extreme isolationist, and borderline racial superiority thing going on.

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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago

It's just a full season of their greatest episodes you're not getting, that's all. Pay up.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When I discovered South Park studios, I legit stopped pirating south park. It was great. Good (enough) quality, access to every episode afaik, and easy to use. Then they switched to Hulu for sps and it went to shit: ads, videos failing to load, ads failing to load in the middle of the video causing it to reset from the beginning, only a few seasons available at any particular time, etc.

Fuck all that shit.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's especially funny given what Trey Parker and Matt Stone said when they started the South Park Studios site in 2008. From the press release announcing the launch:

When asked about the launch of the new site, Stone and Parker said, “We got really sick of having to download our own show illegally all the time so we gave ourselves a legal alternative.”

[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

I remember that. Deleted all the seasons I had to free up hard drive space, since their website was so good. Ended up being another valuable lesson on why I need to self host my own stuff even if convenient alternatives are available.

Nowadays I never trust a company not to pull the rug out from under me.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 122 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Has anyone watched the most recent season of The Rehearsal? Nathan mentions that an episode of his previous show "Nathan for You" was taken off Paramount Plus because it had a segment where he started a fashion line where the profits would go toward holocaust education and remembrance. So even though this was a positive thing, it still brings up the holocaust and is therefore too sensitive subject to air. He then proceeds to paint Paramount Plus as literal Nazis in proceeding episodes to drive his point home. Highly recommend if you haven't seen his new show yet.

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[–] fishos@lemmy.world 84 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

This is legitimately the exact example I cite when explaining to people why I pirate. It's not just about about stuff being moved around across an ever increasing amount of services. The ability to pretend entire episodes don't even exist(super best friends and 200/201 have been banned for awhile now, long before this) is why I returned to piracy.

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[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 115 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Proof that piracy is the best solution to overcome authoritarianism.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 54 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 80 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I was super confused when I got to the second D&D episode of Community. Turns out, streaming banned the first one because an Asian man wears drowface. He appropriated dark elf culture. Eventually I pirated the episode and was very happy. Good story.

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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Apparently it's because of Paramount Germany. Those episodes had, to quote them, "anti Semitic commentary"

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's only Germany as well, other countries get all of them. Including the United States. This reaction to a Twitter post is overblown. Germany has laws that must be followed that's all

Everyone here is reacting to a random person on Twitter as if they are telling the truth.

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[–] C1pher@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Dont support the service. Plain simple. Well, I know you guys dont, but yea... just my 2 cents nobody asked for :D

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 84 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Why the fuck would they remove Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride?

Also, cancelling Cancelled it peak irony.

Because it celebrates inclusion.

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[–] NoFun4You@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Never watched this show, but isn't the point of the show basically to be saturatingly offensive? Why would you remove a shotgun-scatter subset of episodes?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 days ago (7 children)

They were always riding on the edge of being censored by the network. In some cases the network literally censored them right before airing (the Muhammed episodes) and in others they were just restricted after the airing (like the list above)

And Paramount also probably has a slightly different "that's still ok" standard than comedy Central had/has

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Time for piracy to make a swift comeback.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

Why you're not pirating. You're just training your LLM.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So dumb, the episodes exist and can be watched without much hassle. Why even ban them? It's not changing the fact they exist and some of the best episodes.

[–] DontMakeMoreBabies@piefed.social 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Because most people people are stupid, emotional animals that couldn't critically think their way out of a paper bag.

It's the answer to SO many questions.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Man South Park used to be one of my favourite shows but I considered it dead when it moved to paramount+ my country didn’t even have access to paramount for like a year, now nobody cares

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