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[–] Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Take it to the police and ask them. They have a lot of experience with that sort of thing and will be able to give you a super quick response.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You got any pigs handy? The eat anything.

[–] Technoguyfication@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Someone already suggested bringing it to the cops earlier in this thread

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The old classics - remove the teeth, hands and any medical implants and find:

  • somewhere they are pouring fresh concrete; or
  • a newly dug grave awaiting a burial in the morning;
  • slice open their gut and dump the weighted corpse out into deep water.

Then come back and tell us all about it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That concrete idea is genius. Has it proven effective in the past?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The smell will permeate. Mythbusters tried it with pig carcasses.

[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Paint the body black, then follow the usual instructions for hiding the body of a black male.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Find a garage labelled "Dead N***** Storage"