Where is the passage where God asked men to be hard?
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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When God says "cum before me"
Check his avatar and that pic. Money says tough guy here couldn't hang with my old ass outside at Lowe's for a single shift. He'd stroke out if I strapped 20lbs. to his back, handed him a rifle and marched him down to the creek with me. LOL, he ain't gonna cowboy nothing.
And what in the AI is that cowboy supposed to be doing? Running, uh, fence? Creating a lasso out of, uh, ropey stuff?
lol he’s about to get run over by that stampede because he has no horse.
Try right click > open in new tab or something
....No? That's literally the exact opposite of what the biblical God expects of men.
Jesus says that men should be compassionate, selfless, giving, and loving. That they should help orphans & widows, the sick & injured, people in prison and even..... foreigners.
Christianity has been invaded & commodified for even more horrific purposes. And I could not be more disappointed in anyone who believes this slop. Because the ones who believe this are the ones who never read the Bible and takes everything at face value.
And a pastor or someone successful claiming to be a "Christian" would never lie! Right? .....RIGHT???
They can no longer discern the wolves from their flock, and God will not have mercy on them.
Hallelujah, holy shit.
Have you read the Old Testament? Genocide is pretty "hard" I'd say.
I'm a formerly of the faith. I've read it all an uncountable amount of times.
The New Testament is kinda of a "new era" for the tone of Christianity. The sacrifice of Jesus was the old ways being re-written and ushering in the new way. His death made it so people no longer had to make blood sacrifices and offerings in order to be forgiven. It really is a beautiful story.
The absolute selfishness and barbarism endorsed by many modern-day "Christians" would make Jesus weep.
Luckily, Jesus also promises that they will get what they are owed in the end.
A truly devout Christian would work alongside Marxists as they have similar goals
Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh.
The Bible says the exact opposite, saying you shouldn’t be a hard person, but God will turn you into a soft one. Religious people are so stupid sometimes.
Finally, all of you, have unity of spirit, sympathy, love for one another, a tender heart, and a humble mind.
Some transitions encourage us to be "meek" as well.
Unless you're Job. Fuck that guy and his herd animals and wives.
Don’t forget all his dead kids
You think these people read the Bible?
Sometimes?
I was gonna say "It's kinda a prereq"
Shhh I was trying to be nice
The show Scrubs sort of changed my perspective on this. Religion has its place as a thing for people to grab on to in order to give them the strength to make it to the next day.
The problem comes when religion is used to oppress others.
Most men I know are doughy as fuck.
Get thee to a gym. Stop eating crap.
I'm built for comfort not for speed
If Jesus came back, these dipshits would have him crucified way faster than those nerd ass Romans.
In the U.S. we'd have him deported for being brown and communist/socialist/Marxist or whatever the current trend is to accuse people of.
Was Jesus “hard?” Not from what I’ve read. He was a kind, gentle, caring soul who avoided confrontation, never harmed anyone, and preach forgiveness, compassion, and love.
The right wing and their obsession over “manliness” is so pathetic.
Well there was that one time he started flipping tables and whipping people. But that was against grifters selling shit in the temple, so...
Yeah. He lost his temper once but that’s the exception proving the rule.
Yeah, when asking "What would Jesus do?" it's important to remember that extraordinary violence might be one of the answers.
And chased merchants out of the temple while brandishing a whip and kicking down their tables.
IF YOU HARD YOU HARD
Oh, he has risen alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The hard, true man Eric conn is a rancher with a blog. Doing God's real work of desissyfying America, one substack article at a time.
The world needs more hard men like this guy with his online journal!
Right? The hardest men I've ever known LOVED to write self-help articles for people they looked down on in their spare time. 🙄
I WANT HIS SAVIOR SEMEN ON MY FACE
No thanks. Far as I can tell, I'm not missing any pieces other than my appendix. And that tried to kill me so I'd rather he not put another one in.
Holy golden shower
Where in the Bible does God command you to be hard in the way the first tweet is suggesting? I know he commands you to be hard in the other way with the line that says "go forth and multiply."
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this is jesus lowkey fishing for a 13th apostle you didn't think he was a top right? who tops 12 times a night
nothing manlier than animal exploitation and a total disregard for climate change.
fuck yeah
i wanna fuck your god so hard in the ass his religion becomes a thing of the past.
I wanna go so deep I make Mary blush and weep.
I think you get the point.
like your god who will get the tip. and the shaft.
and fingers, ohh about 3 and a half.
wow god fucking jokes write them selves. maybe He is guiding my hand! praise jeebus.
This might be the best thing I've seen on Lemmy.