this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

fuck yeah

i wanna fuck your god so hard in the ass his religion becomes a thing of the past.

I wanna go so deep I make Mary blush and weep.

I think you get the point.
like your god who will get the tip. and the shaft. and fingers, ohh about 3 and a half.

wow god fucking jokes write them selves. maybe He is guiding my hand! praise jeebus.