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[–] moakley@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Censoring a meme on the internet is stupid.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Absolutely! Without memes many people would have no source of information about the world.

[–] BendingHawk@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shit, I just bounce back and forth between the 2 depending on how I feel today

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago
[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 6 days ago (3 children)

fuck.
we can just say cuss words.
fuck

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fuck me, this is relieving.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Fuckity for fucking fuck

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[–] froh42@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Downvote because it's a bad ADHD meme and for the goddamn motherfucking censored fuck.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 6 days ago (2 children)

After years and years of hard work and therapy, I'm now a hilarious mix of the two.

You might ask, "How is your sink so empty and your kitchen so clean, but your clean laundry is piled so high that this is probably your entire wardrobe here on the floor next to the dryer?"

Well, I would answer, "How did you get in my house and would you like something to eat?"

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I climbed through the window, because I thought I saw a kitty, but turns out is just a pillow. and yes

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago

If you check under the blanket next to the pillow, there is a sleeping kitty. He is greedy for pets and will meow at you.

This is a trap. If you start petting him, you're never allowed to stop.

Never. Allowed. To. Stop.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

...You didn't even offer me a snack for the road! What kind of host are you?

Also I brought tea bags. They're quite nice.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

A good one for those invited! But I'll cut you some slack since you brought tea.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Fuck it, I don't seem to have AD(H)D. That's why I've spent the better part of the day recharging so I could pretend to be social in the evening while on vacation with the in-laws and a 2-year old niece. I can't fucking filter her screams, the noise of having 7 adults around me and I'm so fucking glad of not having kids myself.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago
[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'm too tired to unmask.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

~~ Sometimes I’m too tired to unmask.~~

Sometimes I’m too tired to mask.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Sometimes it's both, where you mask to seem like the first, while being the second.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

This was posted WITHOUT the dumb fucking censoring earlier today...

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I think this division exists in any population that has something other people call a "disorder". There's always the yeah I have it, go fuck yourself group and the no no no, I'm totally normal just like you group.

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I've learned to appreciate my chaos for life's spice. I'm an Absurdist. I like to be the reason others do things. All that to say i rather enjoy the freedoms of peace and everyone should add a bit of flower magic to their life.

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'm the second until i am stressed enough to start disassociating, then i become the first one :)

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

My disassociations are boring. I basically just stand there while I'm swept away by my chaotic stream of thoughts.

But, I somehow figured out if I let things get super chaotic, it becomes background noise and I'm suddenly meditating. As an added bonus my brain decided that would be my pain response, so now my pain tolerance is crazy high (like getting a vasectomy without anesthesia and only saying ouch under my breath a few times).

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I do Uber in a tourist area during peak times. And I feel this comment.

Weekdays it's silence other than the NPR radio talking points. Friday to Sunday it's chatter that I submit to in fear of losing out on the seldom tip.

[–] 0p3r470r@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Mask at work and chaos at home!

[–] Sas@beehaw.org 1 points 6 days ago

I stopped masking at work and it was one of the most liberating things i did in life

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Huh. I guess I'm the fuckit type. I got no patience for pretending to not be me. Not anymore.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I'm one of the "fuck it lmao" types and I wouldn't change it for anything. Life is suffering, but I'm also very easily amused and thrive in chaos.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Totally type 1 here. People even ask if I’m ok when I’m not random and chaotic as shit.

Type 2 here. I literally just walked out of a therapists office who essentially said exactly this.

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