this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this a reference to something I missed? Or is it a generalization of American Christians?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This is just absurdism using the fact that there's a new pope as the basis of the meme.

It could just as easily be him saying God says it's ok to throw car batteries into the ocean.

[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 day ago

It’s important to recharge the eels regularly

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you think Moses crossed it asshole? By waiving his arms around?? No. He built a land bridge of old car batteries that collapsed as soon as they crossed. Trapping the Egyptian army in an acidic brine that melted their faces off.

Jesus it's like you've never seen Indiana Jones

[–] zolar@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 hours ago

kind of relevant xkcd/what-if: https://what-if.xkcd.com/160/

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thanks for the explanation, I was pretty lost here.

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I don't think there's any basis to the quote.

Interestingly the earliest composed Christian document that has been recovered (the didache, the copy we have is from Ca. 1000 CE, but seems to be in the original Greek) condemns infanticide, specifically including by exposure to the elements. It also prohibits private property so the document is not taken authoritatively by many modern christians.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This sounds like a Tim Robinson bit.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's not, like, a real baby.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 21 points 1 day ago

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Thank you Pope Leo

[–] BestBouclettes@jlai.lu 3 points 1 day ago

So much wisdom already!