i feel like it would hit harder if the genie took pity on you and gave an impromptu therapy session to customize a single wish, since that's precisely the opposite of what genies do.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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I'm verbose enough that I would spend an exorbitant amount of time crafting the perfect one wish.
At least I'll have 16 do-overs lol.
Relevant sketch.
Before I even hit the link I knew what this was. Kudos!
~~Fuck~~ Thank you, Genie
No no no inflation
There aren't actually more, they're just less powerful
'you know what, i'll even let you undo a couple. you're probably going to regret those first few eventually.'
Wish one: *points at the dumpster fire I am* fix this.
Now I have 16 wishes to fuck around with.
You are now a potatoe no feelings no worries but you are "fixed"
I don't need the other 16 wishes anymore.
First off, your tapeworms. Yeah, you really should've refused your friend's pork chop. Next, your excess body fat. Next, your extreme aversion to feeling hunger. Everyone with a healthy lifestyle feels what you'd call “starving”, like, 2/3rds of the day. Now, your cancers. Yes, plural. Lung, skin, and colon. Pro tip: wear gloves even if your employer doesn't provide them. Also, wear sunscreen. Next on the list… checks notes ah, yes. Done. What did I do? Do you remember what your nightmare last night was about? Yes, you had a nightmare. Excellent, anti-trauma neural circuit lobotomy was a success.
Great, I can solve all these problems with 3 wishes. I wish to be a sentient robot that's indistinguishable from a normal human being. I wish for a steady supply of spar parts in case any piece of me breaks. And my last wish is that I have the capability to repair, upgrade and enhance myself as I see fit.
Is it just me or does it seem like there would be more issues with 17 wishes
“You might want to get a pot of coffee going, we’re going to be here all night.”
I’m in this meme and I don’t like it