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Assume you have all the luxuries of a modern life in your Tardis (toilet, hot showers, TV, books, game console, ...) which doubles as a mini self-sufficient apartment with it's own energy stores and generation.

Where in history would you go if comfort wasn't an issue?

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[–] hahattpro@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I did what supposed to be done in Red Alert lore and see what happens.

The world without Tesla, Edition, Einstein. I guess we are running on magic now.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Wait I thought it was just a world without Hitler

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I'd go as far back as possible and see how things came to be. And to the time our sun was born and later when our moon was formed. And I'd visits the time and watch earth meeting it's end.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'd go watch the pyramids being built, should be very interesting.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

That'd take a long time unless you skip ahead a few years every now and then

[–] VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

I would stop my kid self from taking the concerta I was prescribed and instead get him to drink a cup of coffee every morning, and would also give him advice for when he stops being a Christian and his parents go apeshit and try to desperately bring him back into the fold.

Also I would prefer to use a DeLorean

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I genuinely think I fixed my ADHD with coffee. I know exactly how dumb that sounds, but I genuinely think it's true. Sorry about your shitty parents. Hope they had their good moments.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

It's not dumb, stimulants are stimulants.

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

The middle of the carboniferous, imagine forests growing for millions of years and wood not decaying. There should be mountains made of wood.

[–] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I would probably look at a few interesting years I am aware of, but after a while I figure it would devolve into "I dunno man, what the fuck was going on in 1111?"

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

i’d go to the first nuclear bomb test, after it went off i’d say they just created a rift in time, and i came back to stop them from destroying the world through paradoxes….

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Put on fake ears and paint yourself green

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

Just make sure you don't accidentally become your own grandparent.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The end of time and the edge of the universe to have a good meal at the restaurant.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

It might just be a bistro

[–] chaosCruiser 8 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I’ll visit past me and leave some letters that contain useful information. You know, don’t trust those people, avoid doing this mistake, know yourself etc. would be interesting to see how that timeline diverges from my own.

Actually. now that I’ve opened this door, might as well try influencing world history on a larger scale. How about I visit certain key moments where a dangerous person almost died, but survived to cause massive harm later down the line. Would be really interesting to see how history plays out after nudging Hitler a little bit closer than to that suitcase. History is just full of special moments like that.

I wouldn’t be a passive observer. I would actively change things to see what happens.

BTW, I believe in the many words interpretation of quantum physics, so all possibilities are equally real and they all exist simultaneously. No matter how hard you try to fix things or how badly you mess things up, that disaster branch was already there, always will be.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If you like fiction (and Stephen King for that matter), you should read 11 22 63. Main character goes back in time to change past events and things... sort of work out. It has a cool take on time travel and course of events in general, I was a big fan of reading it.

There is also a mediocre tv adaption of it as well if you're not into fiction, but I didn't finish it.

[–] Arkhive@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 hours ago

Some other books that handle time travel in fun ways and play with explicitly making changes to the past.

  • Asimov’s The End of Eternity (might have gone without saying)
  • Jack Finney’s Time and Again (read it as a kid, so might not actually be that good, but it’s illustrated which is fun!)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I would give John Hinckley Jr some shooting lessons.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Bring him back to the future with you

[–] chaosCruiser 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly! That’s the sort of time travel I’m talking about!

Next stop: 1095, the office of Alexios I Komnenos. Who wants to see what the world looks like without the crusades?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mind being there at the end of the children's crusade, at the edge of the Mediterranean, as scores of kids wait for it to part. I'd just be there with a table and a chair, selling them Yo-yos

[–] chaosCruiser 2 points 36 minutes ago

Bring some ice cream too. Those kids will never be the same after that.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 10 points 15 hours ago

Go back to before multicellular life evolved so nothing will bother me

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'd check out and record all of the Biblical/Qur'anic big moments at a prudent distance, probably (barring the times of Noah, lol). Then I'd die in the time machine as I try to come back to my time and share with others cause God wants belief in the unseen and through uncertainty, maybe. 😅

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Write your own bible with the truth, distribute it to safe locations like Constantinople, Alexandria, and Baghdad.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I wanna visit the Indus Valley Civilization and see what they were about. If I'm not changing history I'm just gonna be a temporal tourist, hosting a livestream where I ask Romans where the best fast food is at and stuff.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Right? Where all our words came from - historians would have a field day

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 3 points 14 hours ago

I would like to see the Hot Club de Paris with a shot of absinthe and a big fat joint

[–] possiblyaperson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I'd love to see the future, because I really am hopeful for humanity to move beyond all this bullshit to some post scarcity utopia :)) Failing that, I'd probably go watch Phineas Gage's big moment, because, woah.

[–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 1 points 57 minutes ago

I don't think you'd want to go into the future after the point time travel was invented because then other time travellers will have been messing with the timeline back and forth a million ways.