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[–] miz@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

for a minute I was worried this drilling might break the seal on hell and unleash the vilest demons on Earth

then I remembered they're already in the IOF

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is highly offensive comrade. Demons are far kinder than the IOF.

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

seriously.... they'll play chess and honor bets and shit

[–] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Indeed, the devil graciously gave Johnny a golden fiddle when he lost, he didn't massacre Johnny's family to hide his shame at losing.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Drilling does do that sometimes but you can just nuke the hellfire away

[–] Babs@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just some dudes digging a hole, you love to see it.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

The human urge to burrow

[–] Leegh@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Throw all the plastic down there

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pressure cook it back into oil, rinse and repeat.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bit idea, feed this to Trump via an ad during rerun of Escape from Alcatraz on PBS the next time he's having an Alzheimer's related fit.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Just swap out his diet coke on the sly, no way he notices.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

no-oil seeks potential hydrocarbon reserves

jeb Equipment must withstand temperatures reaching 200 degrees Celsius and atmospheric pressure 1,300 times greater than at Earth’s surface

I do hope they find something cool like Mexico's gigantic crystal caves or more own the west rare earths. Maybe they get some cool new tech out of it.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Believe it or not but the core is deeper than 10 kilometers

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

This is how we bring back the dinosaurs.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not even going to be as deep as the Kola Superdeep. Disappointed.

[–] cfgaussian@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Aw. That's kinda sad. Just a few months ago i was saying how it's crazy that Kola is still the deepest we ever got, so i was excited when i read the title. I thought let's go, finally a deeper hole. But then i saw it's in burger units not meters...

Then again, Kola was also not initially planned to be as deep as it ended up being. So there is still a chance once the project gets underway that they will just keep going to see how far they can get. 32k to 40k is not insignificant but it might be doable.

For comparison, the longest (non-vertical) drilled holes (oil wells) max out at 50k feet. 9 out of the 10 longest were made by Russia off the coast of Sakhalin. Drilling deep into the crust poses different challenges of course but maybe there's tech that's cross-applicable.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago

Utter madmen.

At 200C, hydraulic oil will fry all of the seals that keep it contained. The cooling, the transfer of material back to the surface, the logistics... So cool. I hope they find the surprises they're looking for.

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Drums... drums in the deep

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Always had a mild fascination with super deep drilling. Absolutely wild that we know so much about what's going under the crust, despite the deepest holes going only like 1/2 the way through.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

they're digging a hole to america

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

It was made VERY clear, that the mining would destabilize the entire planet.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Jamie, pull up Cannonball by Liu CiXin