I tried using it against my Dad like the rookie I am:
this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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Nice recovery
isn't the last line 6 syllables? "Ruins" is two.
Depends on the accent really
But you could also say that word ruins his Haiku
Depends on dialect. Many people pronounce ruins similar to 'runes'.
They're wrong, but it happens.
What are we looking at here?
runes
LMAO im a silly goose
It's a Sokka haiku!
A Sokku if you will.
Where I'm from, we just pronounced it one syllable
be glad, he saved you from a lifetime of fatherly regret.
So is your dad excited to be a grandfather?
I love haikus
Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.
I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement, only
That's not Wayne's basement
Just finished rereading David Brin's Uplift series. The uplifted dolphins in those books often speak in haikus.
That deserves a single tear running down the cheek slow clap. You win father of the year in my book!