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Gesundheit (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 4 days ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

isn't the last line 6 syllables? "Ruins" is two.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Depends on the accent really

But you could also say that word ruins his Haiku

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Depends on dialect. Many people pronounce ruins similar to 'runes'.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago

They're wrong, but it happens.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What are we looking at here?

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

runes

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

LMAO im a silly goose

[–] Airowird@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a Sokka haiku!

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

A Sokku if you will.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Where I'm from, we just pronounced it one syllable