Dad Jokes

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submitted 4 days ago by Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] 667@lemmy.radio 50 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Worker bees can leave

Even drones can fly away

The queen is their slave

[–] GunValkyrie@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement, only
That's not Wayne's basement