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Easy questions have easy answers, right?

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[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"I had to provide end of life care to a close relative."

I have a big gap from a few years of depression and that's my go to line. I have never ever heard a follow up question.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a big gap from a few years of depression

It's relieving to hear I'm not the only one, that shit was crippling. Glad we both made it through!

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Fuck yeah. We survived!

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"That is the year when I was happy."

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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago

FMLA is always a safe bet. Only one available to care for a dying family member buys sympathy and is an area they can’t legally ask any follow-up questions.

Source: former corporate shill and interviewer

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Haha, as if anyone actually asks that. A gap gets you automatically rejected by the employment AI, long before humans see it.

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[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I always put in "traveling overseas"

In my case this is actually true, but I've never had anyone question me taking 12 months off every few years

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“Sorrry, I have an NDA”

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (9 children)

NDAs generally prohibit you from stating that you are under NDA.

Better to be cryptic “I can’t really go into details due to my clearance”.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 23 points 1 day ago

"Those are line breaks. You see it's easier to read if you break up blocks of text into paragraphs separated by a whole empty line."

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 25 points 1 day ago

Took a year off to let everyone else catch up 💅

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Big if true

[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"I took four months off to recover from burnout"

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[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was working on my mental health

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh you have had mental health problems? I'm not sure we're going to be a good fit for your kind...

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 day ago

Good luck proving what they thought.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if it's the stated reason they don't hire you.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, in the example given they literally said not s good fit for your kind.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But the stated reason for refusal will be "we have found a candidate that better fits the position"

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

It wasn't in the example given, that's my whole point.

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[–] BussyCat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

That’s the inside their head conversation the actual words would be a boiler plate rejection letter

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[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"Yeah, I spent that time driving Uber/Doordash/whatever."

No boss to confirm/deny, and it's not like Uber is going to tell a random employer when one of their drivers were active.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depending on your career, this might be worse than not doing anything

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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