An industrial wood chipper (used in saw mills). The disc is 5' 6", holds 6 x 18" knives and can chip an 8' x 15" diametre log in about 1 to 2 seconds.
It is deadly as they come.
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I have a stack of planer blades at home and even turned one into a rough machete
Lock them in the server room for a few days, maybe hypothermia?
I work from home...
Best I got is an old fashioned paper cutter that looked way too heavy duty.
Cue the scene from The Faculty where the bad boy twists off the blade of that thing.
Lock that fucker in the burnout oven and see how long they exist at 800°F (~426°C)
100' fall into the middle of an arena.
I work as a concert high rigger.
Probably all the knives and the room full of people who spend 8 hours a day cutting things to bits with them. After a while, you get pretty good at finding where to cut through joints, so it doesn't take all that long.
A germy child that sneezes on its face. Teaching is a constant state of protecting yourself from biological warfare.
Really big laser - meant for cutting through thick steel, could probably slice most monsters Bond-villain style.
School supplies can be pretty dangerous when used incorrectly. :3
One of those paper cutters with the blade arm would be a good go to
Guillotine
How many painkillers does it take to kill someone? I reckon we have enough for that at work
Doldrums
The contents of the fridge
Outright? Probably not a much, but I could definitely yank some wires or disable some safeties that would do the job with a little encouragement.
I work in a hospital so: scalpels, oxygen bottles/ wall supply explosions (hard to do without disabling the safety's which I don't know how to do), plenty of radiation sources in the building, loads of dangerous drugs from sedatives to painkillers to chemotherapy. If I'm lucky the monster might just die of MRSA or pneumonia before they get to me.
Yes.