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D'oh, it should say "another target Cleric" to avoid confusion.
What about the holy hand grenade?
First shalt thou take out the Holy Hammer. Then, shalt thou strike three times, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt strike, and the number of the striking shall be three. Four shalt thou not strike, nor either strike thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, thy pope shall snuff it.
HAAAALELUJAH
I bought one of those at Harbor Freight for like ¼ the price the Vatican probably paid.
Yeah but it breaks after hitting 2 popes
that's still a good 40-50 years of use!
Still cheaper to replace when it breaks than the Snap-On one.
That's the cool thing about harbor freight. How many popes you really gonna hit on any given day?
In all seriousness, my dad was a mechanic, and he’d buy HF air impact guns instead of Mac or Matco or Snap-On. The nice ones cost four to six times as much, and needed to be serviced about every 18 months, during which time he was down a gun.
So he’d buy two or three HF guns, use one till it broke in six months, switch to another, replenish stock at his convenience.
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I have one of these on my coffee table that’s decoration. Found it just laying in some room when I visited the Vatican in the 90s. Weird.
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Well you have to be sure. I wonder where they keep the Pope hammer in between deaths
Maybe the pope gets a bonk every day to ensure that he is, in fact, still alive?
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He carries it under his pointy hat
The Hammer of Pope-o-cles.
In the popemobile trunk. Obviously...
The ancient custom of throwing the body into the Tiber river is too unrefined for these modern times
The papal tappy taps
Which side do they hit him with?
Flat, spike, flat
Owwie.
Then flat flat spike spike for good measure
That is some Guilliman level artifact
Clearly an anti zombie tool. Can't have the pope rising from the dead, it'd mess up the church's image.
The silver hammer of Saint Maxwell.
Bing, Bong, Witch is dead!
I wish I wasn't at work on mobile... I really want to take that chart of hammers posted on Lemmy a few days ago and add the dead pope hammer lol
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Well, you see, there was this one time when...
unconfirmed is not debunked
This little hammer reminds me of one from the black company books where a group of assassins after they kill someone use a cerimonial hammer to break their bones and burry them in a tiny hole so fast they often go unnoticed
I would rather quit while am ahead?