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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Lightoscope on 2025-05-05 03:52:01+00:00.
Shoutout to the McDonald's person for reminded me of this one. I worked in the kitchen at the only decent restaurant within close proximity to several destination-type golf courses, so we'd often get the same customers several days in a row. I happened to be working lunch Friday-Sunday along with my buddy who was bartending. He put in an order for a burger with "a lot of extra onion" so the first day I probably doubled up the normal, pre-sliced red onion. Saturday, same guy orders the same thing but asks for more this time, so I put maybe 1/4 of a red onions worth of slices on. Sunday rolls around, and he asked for even more, so I grab a new onion, peel it and cut off the top and bottom so it will lay flat and stick it on the burger. This thing is comically large, easily half onion. I was trying to be a smartass, fully expecting it to come back. Not only did he eat it, but left a tip specifically for me.