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[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

this guy kicks ass

[–] Iapar@feddit.org 164 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Making this your profile picture takes guts.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 37 points 2 days ago

Or just one big one

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

"Frig off, Debrah!"

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 79 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)

As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

as a non healthcare person.. I've now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

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[–] LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He may have some liver fat

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

He has the liver of ten thousand beers

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Don't kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play

I have to take this opportunity to link this incredibly funny short describing how foie gras is made

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have no concerns if he wants to force feed himself grain mash in the privacy of his own home. I draw the line at involving innocent waterfowl, though.

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[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That bitch hates patriotism.

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[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 69 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

[–] wheelie@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat

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[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ten thousand crunches every morning

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago

Ten thousand crunch wraps every morning?

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[–] madgepickles@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (12 children)

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It'll still somehow be Biden's fault

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

You hear that ladies? He is single.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

He already said he was a trucker.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 41 points 2 days ago (17 children)

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.

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[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you're going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you're exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.

Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we've adopted just isn't healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda

Coca cola original recipe for the masses!

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 days ago

There's my prince!

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 8 points 2 days ago

He is the truck

[–] Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh frig' off Randy bo bandy!

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 21 points 2 days ago (12 children)

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!

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[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

It should say, I drive truck

[–] iii@mander.xyz 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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