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[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Fixed Fixedsys for life!!!!

[–] peto@lemm.ee 147 points 1 week ago (5 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 123 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[–] mormegil@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Did they use sane or Windows-style newlines? Windows-style line endings are not supported everywhere.

Edit:
Variable-width handwriting is no longer considered a best practice and has been deprecated for some time. If the program did not compile with sane line endings, try rewriting the program in monospace, as support for legacy handwriting styles may have been dropped from non-LTS compiler releases.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] russjr08@bitforged.space 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, so that's what those Python notebooks are that I've heard people talk about!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Yes. The "problem".

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 28 points 1 week ago (17 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

That was fun. Apparently I'm a JetBrains Mono user. Of course it might be simply what I'm used to, because I'm a long time IntelliJ user. It wouldn't surprise me if this is already my font.

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[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

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[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Also, this isn't a monospace font

Oh no.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You wouldn’t want mono space in languages where indentation matters?

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Big fan of jetbrains mono.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favorite is "Inconsolata"

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[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Fira Code is my go-to.

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I'm a big fan of GoHuFont

[–] Zink@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I picked up a great little test along the way: type the word ill or illegal followed by 100, using a capital I in illegal and mixing an upper case O and a zero in the number.

Ill10O

Can you clearly tell all these characters apart in your editor font?

I am all about Fira Code, myself

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

It's a bit vanilla but I like DejaVu Sans Mono 8pt in my terminal, which is where I edit scripts and things

Curiously, I don't think that looks quite as good at larger sizes, so I've been using Liberation Mono 9pt or 10pt elsewhere.

Both of those have distinct glyphs for the usual easily confused candidates. Can't be having my lowercase L's and 1s looking similar.

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[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

This is great if you don't want the united states politicians to read it.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

std::string independence;

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] communism@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In this case it's because part of the joke is the quote tweet. You could also link to the tweet instead of a screenshot but then we need to connect to Musk's servers at some point (even if through a proxy like nitter)

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Yes, but he could've copy pasted the title.

You could've changed the main title to something like "programming the declaration of independence" or "programming like it's 1750"

He mocks op. The gag is not the font anymore.

[–] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But this way gives credit to Josh for the joke

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[–] HolidayGreed@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Iosevka, a variant with slashed zero.

https://typeof.net/Iosevka/

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

IBM Mono Plex >>> all other, especially this horrible mess

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

comic shanns ms for all code editing

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