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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

vs. Zelenski in the white house.

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

[–] Chr0nos1@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prince William also wore a blue suit

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

That's a dark blue suit though, matching the dress code. Trump wore a much brighter blue.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does he even own a (black) suit?

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, I'm pretty sure he could get one quickly... He's got plenty of money from all the bribes he's been soliciting...

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 12 points 2 days ago

I agree. I was making a Vance joke, as he asked whether Zelensky even owned a suit.

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

Probably with full diapers...

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

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[–] unknown@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Oyml@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

Sleepy DonOLD Trump

[–] BigMacHole@lemm.ee 35 points 2 days ago

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

[–] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The narcoleptic fart factory hard again at work, everybody

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Such a bad AI upscale, doesn't even look like him.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Also, what's happened to Melania, with her veil and look of loathing?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 16 points 2 days ago

Where? I see the big rat. I don't see Trum.....ohhhh! In blue! Well it though it was a big rat.

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Hopefully the day he nods off like this and doesn’t wake up is coming soon.

[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Lives for sloppy steaks

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago

Wakes up suddenly .... jumps up and starts clapping and pumping his fists in the air .... YES! YES! ... LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! AMERICA!!!!

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with being old and getting some shuteye.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except being a raging douche canoe exempts you from approved old people naps

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