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[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I want to say 2 because longest fork depth, but 4 has that round mouth feel with still good fork depth without being too aggressive about the curvature like 5. The thicker outer prongs grip slippery/heavy food better too.

I'm going 4.

Also because 2 has that annoying fin. The worst forks do that, and also curve down. Hurts my hands, but I'm a giant with bear paws so YMMV.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hard to say. It's 1 or 3.

2 has an annoying bulbous handle that upsets the balance and the tines take up too much of the fork space, leaving too little room for the little shovel bit at the back that can hold things that might fall through the tines a bit better,

5 is an utter nightmare of awful.

1 is the one you leave in the drawer till it's the last one or use for stuff you don't want to risk your other forks for...

[–] snipon@feddit.dk 2 points 1 day ago

Depends on the knife.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5 is an IKEA fork

Source: I have an IKEA fork

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[–] Thoven@lemdro.id 8 points 1 day ago
[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Came here thinking I'd be the odd man out by saying #2, I'm pleasantly surprised.

[–] wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

3 speaks to me I like 😋😋

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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1 - the tines on it are plenty long and it's narrower than most of the others

For mouth comfort 5

[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I like none of them

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

2 and 3. 1 and 5 are too short, they're last resort shit

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People who choose 4, are you doing okay? It's okay to seek help.

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[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago
  1. The other handle shapes look awful
[–] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

All of these fail. This is like one of those pick the baddie out of the line up things, except all of these have done some shitty things. 3 is the closest I guess, but the handle fails hard.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 3 points 1 day ago

There isn’t a best, maybe a less bad but even then it’s an impossible choice. ✋wins here.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

Fat bottom forks you make the rockin world go round...

[–] copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago
[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I guess I’m picky. I don’t like any of these lol. I’d pick 4 off these were all in a drawer together, though.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

All but 5 look like cheap crap and I don't like 5 for forks sake

[–] Norodix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2 and 5. 1 is fine, i hate the others.

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

2 and 5 are also fine at best. Good cutlery needs to have proper "thick" handles, these all look cheap and unergonomic.

[–] ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Only #2. Having a consistent set of cutlery is priceless.

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