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"We've stood for years at the western edge of Europe feeling as though the rest of the continent has stood between us and the enemy," he told those at the conference.
Implying that it's always been understood that they're an enemy.
The uk has air defences?
Keir Starmer fires unemployed people out of trebuchets in the vague direction of incoming missiles
A poor substitute since Brexit reduced the supply of Fr*nch.
they create a sort of chaff cloud over the island by firing all of the unused spices into the air which confuses the missiles' radar/tracking
Thousands of magic nannies flying through the air on umbrellas
Yeah. Coupla big lads scattered across the coastline, ready to lob their empty strongbow cans at any incoming missiles. If that fails, there's a reserve of inbred nonces that shoot clay pigeons on the weekend ready to shoot the missiles down.
As long as Russia doesn't send anything larger than a baked bean tin fulla gunpowder, TERF island'll be in the clear.
Looks like they need another billion for the war industry!
our island is dangerously under prepared for a land border invasion!
Memes aside, nobody has successfully invaded Britain since 1066. It's been almost a thousand years. At this point, you'd have to be stupid to try. Even without the most sophisticated defense system, they're more trouble than they're worth to invade. Why they freak out over some Red Dawn scenario where Russians occupy their cities and overthrow their government is beyond me.