Very proud of my shark kinfolk today
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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Reminds me of when libs were celebrating the death of a Russian tourist from a shark attack, just because he’s Russian.
And of course by “reminds me” I mean it highlights the stark difference between us celebrating the death a soldier of a genocidal apartheid state in an occupied zone and libs celebrating the death of a civilian because of his nationality.
Isn't military service compulsory in Israel though?
So really any male Jewish citizen of Israel would be a former soldier?
That’s intentional. But it doesn’t change the fact that they are soldiers. But he was still on reserve so he was probably more into it than just the compulsory service.
Plus they can always take jail time instead of joining the genocide squad. It’s still a choice.
a taylor swift stan account went to prison for refusing service, swimmy boy could've had so much chutzpah
it's only compulsory if you don't disagree
It's also technically mandatory for Jewish women, although you can just refuse to serve of course.
Allah is great and has dominion over all animals.
I misread that bottom text as him being the 8,207th IOF soldier to be eaten by a shark
LOL that's funny because sharks don't like the taste of humans. They usually spit us back out. They bite people mostly out of curiosity. "Hmmm...there's a weird hairless ape thing. I wonder what it tastes like? Ew. Nope, nope, nope! Gross!"
In this case, however, it seems Comrade Shark went "This tastes like shit but we all have to do our part."
Comrade Shark: Eating shit to make the Israelis eat shit
[checks SLAMMER's twitter immediately]
LMAO
The tiny in the water is an amazing touch
lol this looks like a chuck tingle cover
I Fell In Love With An Absolutely Ripped Shark Who Pounded My Butt Before I Found Out He Ate An IDF War Criminal And Now We're On The Run While Having Hot Sex
new site tagline please
Oooooooh live action Street Sharks reboot where they go liberate Palestine from the genocidal zionist entity wasn't something I realized was missing from my life.
Lol I had the exact same instinct.
The sea is hamas and antisemitic
Another W for Mother Nature.
Rest in Pieces Bozo
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gottem
sharks are khamas such vile antisemitism smdh 
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