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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 1 points 13 hours ago

I skipped right to boneless wings.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Uhhhh, Google him

Horrifically not satire

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

Oh dear god.

His Tweets used to come up back in the day when I was on Twitter and I used to think that there was no way he could be serious, given how ridiculous some of his tweets were. Thank you for enlightening me.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man covid must've fried his brain really good and crispy.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Not boneless though. Anyone that unironically puts alpha male in their handle is getting it up the ass no question

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.

This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.

[–] toadjones79@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

Alpha male is the easiest way a person can say they either had shitty parents or they ignored everything they were taught to be shitty all by themselves.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago

"I am not Count Olaf," Count Olaf insisted.

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 100 points 2 days ago (38 children)

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

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[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm at "boneless wings" but we don't have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?

[–] supro47@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Boneless wings are just breaded chicken tenders that have been sauced up. They really have nothing to do with wings.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them "nuggies."

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Gonna need to sauce up those nugz to get a similar experience.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Isn't it weird he's married with a child

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, Communism has never looked so good.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 38 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hilariously, it's not a parody account.

If you have to tell everyone, you’re not it.

You mean like this?

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[–] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Nothing. I do like good bone in wing. But nothing wrong with boneless for the days I don’t want to have to take a shower after eating to get sauce out of my beard. It’s basically people just being afraid of their own feelings or unsure of their own sexuality that have an issue with them.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nick Adams has an unhealthy obsession with Hooters.

Reminder that Nick is Australian.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read all the pics here, and this person sounds nuts. I had never heard of him before and kind of sad that I do now.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago (11 children)

We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?

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