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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

this will be a competitive prompt engineer salary in about two years time.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Seriously though… is this shit real?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

Apparently this was some sort of job posting "experiment" from a couple of years ago.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I’m very been a Netflix employee for years.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 4 hours ago

Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Unless there's actual hidden value here (possible), it's more like joke. Chickens rarely cross the road and they're not getting paid.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago

No, but it's something similar. It's stupid.

[–] pacology@lemmy.world 42 points 5 hours ago

Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 68 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[–] kiku@feddit.org 261 points 7 hours ago

They finally found a way to make money off of AI

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 7 points 3 hours ago

I wonder if this job is targeted to a specific person so that the person it's for will apply, but no one else will

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 163 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 23 points 5 hours ago

Yes, that's the point.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 7 hours ago

Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I get that the glib answer will be "so they can make money"

But what is the actual thought process they are pretending to go through here? Cause the experience of being a prompt engineer is not some sought after experience like how people pay to be movie PAs for free or work as an artist assistant.

[–] moog@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

That people would be so excited to "get their foot in the door of th prompt engineering job market" that theyd pay for the opportunity

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 102 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 82 points 7 hours ago (9 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 38 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So much to evade that gap in the resume

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 27 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

What gap?

I've not been unemployed, I've been under a strict NDA for a very private employer. No, I'm not allowed their share their contact information. Sorry.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 79 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 39 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Sorry, your insurance doesn't cover that, so it would have to be out of pocket.

Bring a cashier's check for $7,400 to lunch and we'll take care of the rest! ❤️

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[–] obbeel@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Just put me through 4 years of a paid training position instead of University already. Finding a job has been shit because of lack of experience.

[–] superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

Its also shit with experience. Just apply to literally everything and hope something in the salary range you want reaches out.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 46 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Besides the obvious ripoff, is there some sort of fraudulent or tax reason why they would make the employee pay for it?

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Maybe so you can hire people from overseas?

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 15 points 6 hours ago

Cross posting this to shitty million dollar ideas. This is the kind of out of the box thinking that we need to increase corporate profits and pump up those numbers. You are a real go getter here. good job.

[–] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

AfterFleece

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