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Edit: I wasn't sure what I was appalled by at first but now I realize it's that this fucking medal just encourages women to be treated no better than a prized heifer.

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[–] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

It's nickel plated in the event the woman sleeps with an incel and gets knocked up.

[–] BenjiRenji@feddit.org 6 points 15 hours ago

My great grandma got that one. It allowed her to be a bitch towards the Nazis, as they had to honor her.

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

The truth is that Trump is a poster child for why abortion should not only be legal, but encouraged.

[–] PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah, here is step one. The "Mutter der Nation" medal for women having 5+ children.

Next stop: Lebensborn projects where women are forced to get impregnated by real american patriots (tm)

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Blessed be the fruit.

[–] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Why do you think he wants to be "The Father of IVF." Musky's little breeding program.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jesus fuck, if you want people to have kids, it is not that hard. Remove obstacles. On average, people want to have kids. It's an evolutionary drive. People override that drive when they do not feel secure enough to start a family. Just make that easier. That's it. Make sure people can afford to have kids, that they can provide them a comfortable and safe upbringing, that they can ready their kids to become adults, and that their kids' future seems likely to be bright. How?

Decrease inflation. Subsidize child care. Increase wages and benefits (raise the mimimum wage). Mandate maternity/paternity leave. Make coverage for kids on health, dental, and vision insurance less expensive, or provide medicare for all (or at least all children). Make sure young people can afford good homes off of minimum wage. Make sure good schools are available to everyone by improving public education and providing bussing. Make sure kids are safe in schools with gun control laws. Make sure college/trade schools are inexpensive and accessible. Stablize the economy. Promote good middle class jobs. Avoid war. Fight bigotry. Provide comprehensive sex education and family planning resources including abortion rights so that people can start families when they are ready and promote generational welfare rather than propogating generational poverty.

Notice how damn near all of these things that would increase the birth rate are antithetical to GOP policy though? You want the results, but not the means. You want to offer "medals" for motherhood like a boss offers a pizza party for a record profits last quarter. It's unserious, unhelpful, condescending, insulting, and still leaves new parents struggling to get by. Be better leaders with sensible policies. Maybe then you will get your wish.

[–] tamman2000@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago

The GOP wants to have their babies and eat them too

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I would gold this comment if I could!

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Trump is the sum of the reasons I won't procreate and can shove every single medal up his rectum to form Trump piñata. However, we can then string him up and take turns beating Trump-yata with a bat until we all get a medal, and the world will be on its way to healing.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That's what women of child bearing age want and need. A medal. Not jobs, food, housing, security, nor equality.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

goes along nicely with the female celebrity "astronauts" from last week. "Putting the 'ass' in astronauts", They said. "There will be eyelash extensions floating around the capsule", and saying that they were very concerned about their hair in space. Thats is who the republicans need women to be. less concern about the stuff you mentioned, more referring to yourself as a piece of ass who will be required to make a whole lot of babies. Got it?

/s

[–] GreenCavalier@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Also those child-bearing age women do not want nor need maternity care, and are TOTALLY into receiving a huge hospital bill after giving birth.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can this medal be exchanged for food and shelter?

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

That would be communism!

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Wait so we have too many immigrants but not enough babies?

What's going on?

[–] jabeez@lemmy.today 20 points 1 day ago

Sounds about white.

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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

ok so this is inconsistent

i read two fucking weeks ago that economists around the world are waking up to the idea that people should have fewer children because otherwise the rich and corporations might have to pay taxes to provide income to the people that the wages don't. if there's fewer people, they don't need to pay people subsidies so much. trump should talk to his economists.


edit: context: wages are predicted to drop so low over the next 20 years that people will not be able to feed themselves on wages alone. social unrest is painful and to avoid it, some sort of Universal Basic Income will be unavoidable. That would have to be paid for by taxes that the rich would have to pay, since literally nobody else has any money. You see where this is going: the rich don't like their wealth to be taxed.

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wouldn’t help unless said economists drew pictures and used simple words. Even then there’s no reason to believe he would understand.

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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 153 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

Governments are always offering weird wacky incentives for women to have children, when the solution is usually patently obvious: you can increase fertility by making it easy and affordable to have children. Stipends for food, paid maternity/paternity leave, free childcare services, affordable housing, and a good economy with an abundance of high-paying jobs.

I mean... there's a reason the baby boom happened in the 50s! But no, that would be socialism!!

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

These fuckers will do anything to invent a flying machine except the proven model that works because they knoooow it gotta be possible with large square blocks of quarried marble tied to huskies. Just need more dogs. Or maybe more marble. mush! Ok add some more marble see if that works.

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[–] nargis@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think you're forgetting the marital rape, financial dependence on men, lack of choice, sexist culture and general helplessness and misery of women involved in creating the 'baby boom'.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's how you create a society of responsible adults capable of critical thinking. They want a society of mindless workers used to hardship and deprivation of their rights.

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[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Germany has most of these and a low birth rate.

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[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, we need to reform our economic system and not continually rely on fertility to solve all of our problems.

I'll add that even those incentives probably won't help, as fertility declines are strongly associated with education levels and money (and women's liberation in particular). Give women options and unsurprisingly, some will choose not to have children.

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your masters want you to breed.

Whether you can afford to have children or not.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Especially when you can't afford their education. Those are the best kind of voters.

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Augustus did this 2000 years ago. Dictators can only imagine so far.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago

Another coinkidink.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

the US Government is bought, paid for, and owned by the Russian Mafia. So much so that the Subordinate tries to emulate the master in every facet now.

[–] delgato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This is the more accurate comparison. Yes, Trump’s government is like nazi Germany in many respects but the pronatalist movement is straight out the Putin playbook.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

...could he just skip to the part where he feeds himself a bullet just like daddy-Hitler, already?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Founding of the Trump youth organization in 3... 2... 1...

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Students For Trump already exists, sorry.

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[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Meloni copying this (once more, as Italy has already done it many times, since the 1920s) in 3...2...

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

comes with bag of onions.

[–] Australis13@fedia.io 38 points 1 day ago

the Trump administration has shown signs of enthusiasm for a pronatalist agenda. DOGE head Elon Musk, a father of 14, posts regularly on social media about the need for Americans to have more babies; he has also promoted NatalCon on X. Vice President JD Vance has proposed the idea of a weighted voting system, in which the votes cast by parents would be valued more highly than those by the childless. US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy (a father of nine) signed a memo recommending that his department prioritize “communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average.”

Got to provide a continuous supply of children for the labour camps.

[–] OmgItBurns@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like I missed part of the article where it said that the current administration was planning on distributing this medal. What I read was more along the lines of them saying that the current administration is potentially implementing some pronatalist policies and the it describes one policy promoted by a pronatalist group, but nothing about the current administration planning on implementing that specific policy.

Not saying any of this is good and I tend to mentally gloss over parts of text that I read, I'm just earnestly missing where it says that specific policy is one that is being looked into and I would appreciate someone pointing it out to me.

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

You're not wrong. The link seems to be based on a couple who are very pro-babies sending the idea of the mother medal to the Trump administration. Then, the article talks about how conservatives are trying to change the national dialogue about having kids and showed several quotes posted on social media saying why having babies is great.

The author of the article seems to be the one who made the link. They probably aren't wrong, but it wasn't the Trump admin who came up with it or started talking about it.

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