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Edit: I wasn't sure what I was appalled by at first but now I realize it's that this fucking medal just encourages women to be treated no better than a prized heifer.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Founding of the Trump youth organization in 3... 2... 1...

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Students For Trump already exists, sorry.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, well. Better just start working on the propaganda now in case I need to blend in:

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what? no. Trump would never use child soldiers.

He needs them in the factories cranking out more of his cheap-shit product lines like hats, ties and bibles with the constitution in them. If they survive the factories- then they get to become soldiers and die for him. he doesn't like losers, afterall.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If we ever get a group of MAGAlings running around, I'm going full Anakin Skywalker...

That's what they're hoping for. That's the whole point of using children as human shields.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Making American kids exert their bodies in ways Trump never ever has.