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Henry Cavill, seems like a nice guy, and I think we would have a lot of common interests to talk about.

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 hours ago

David Gilmour (hopefully with a quick jam session as dessert)

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Living: Gabe Newell

Dead: Sir Terry Pratchett

Fictional: Commander Samuel Vimes

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Keanu Reeves seems like such a nice guy! I haven't heard a single bad thing about him!

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm.

Honestly John Rys Davies, based solely on Dominic Monaghan's description of him ordering dinner when filming Lord of the Rings.

"John Rhys-Davies… took us to a restaurant. And it was when we’d only just started to get to know John. And we sat down at this huge, long table, and he said, β€œI think I will order the food for tonight.” And we said, β€œOh, ok, on you go John.” And you know, we were having a conversation, and the waitress came over, and John ordered food that would probably have fed 35, maybe 40 people. And there were about 12 of us. And he just said, β€œWe’ll have nine lobster and 15 shrimp, and 12 red snapper, 15 filet mignons, and some grilled mushrooms. I’ll have 12 onions and a wild boar…” You know? All this kind of stuff - just like, β€œPheasants, and grouse, and - do you have partridge? Bring the partridge.”

[–] burrito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Haha that's great. I haven't heard that before

While you have him, please ask him to play Le Cagot in a movie adaptation of Shibumi. I cannot think of a more perfect fit for an actor playing that role.

[–] Mearuu@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 2 days ago

Living: Keanu Reeves

Dead: Marcus Aurelius

Fictional: Jean-Luc Picard

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 26 points 2 days ago

Would the "celebrity" have a security detail?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stephen Hawking was the only person I'd have used this offer for, now I really can't think of anyone. Brian Cox maybe?

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Which one? Either would lead to remarkably different evenings.

[–] Firipu@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That one guy's dead wife obviously.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Don't know why you're being downvoted, I laughed.

[–] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I would choose the 500k

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Jam Hsiao because I really like his energy and his music. Only major hurdle would be the language barrier between, if we don't include the nervous energy I'd most likely radiate.

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Living: David Attenborough

Dead: Marilyn Monroe

Fictional: Ford Prefect

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Mmmm nobody, because I don't respect or care for anyone who is considered to be a celebrity. I just don't get it.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Oh you know I'd force a certain King in Chief to sit down with me for four hours, it would be delightful, with a spectacular closing act.

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

"Never meet your heros." is as old as celebrity itself.

I think many of my heroes live larger in my mind than they could or should ever fulfill; they couldn't possibly live up to that hype and I wouldn't want to take it from them through the actuality.

Damn shame.

(Side-glance at you UK BBC.)

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

It would be interesting to talk to Decartes, but I don't speak FranΓ§ais, so it would have to be... idk... Nick Bostrom would be interesting

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Brennan Lee Mulligan, would love to just geek out about ttrpg theory with him for 6 hours.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Uncle Roger. I want to either enjoy the roast of YouTube videos or have yummy food that I wouldn't necessarily order myself

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

George Washington Carter, my personal hero

[–] matengor@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Roisin Murphy

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not burning to have a conversation with any celebrity in person, but I'd probably pick some famous philosopher or scientist or something so that the conversation would at least be interesting.

[–] Bronzie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I agree. I think there is a reason we have the saying: Never meet your heroes.

Anyone I pick would in my mind have been built up to some impossible to live up to standard that they could never meet, so picking someone passionate about something I like seems like the better move.

Probably Linus Torvalds

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I just don't pay that much attention to celebrities, I don't give a shit about all the BS around being famous, I don't care about their opinions on literally anything, etc, so even if I had heroes they wouldn't be celebrities.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Living: Bobby Fingers

Dead: Nietzsche

Fictional: Ignatius J. Reilly

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

Do I have to do it tonight, or can there be a 'waiting period'? (I have nothing to wear...)

Probably Andre Gregory.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] scott@lem.free.as 1 points 2 days ago

Inconceivable!