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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

You see, the problem with that word is that people who want to keep it around really make me wanna use it.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

SLAAAAAAAAM

journalism!!!!

[–] Caruna@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

This man is nearly sixty years old

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

They can describe themselves again. I suppose that could be considered cultural restoration?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

he's an almost 60 year old man.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've always preferred fucktard, it's more satisfying

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Roided retard Rogan relishes resurrected....ribbing? Shit, I'm stumped.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rampant, regurgitated right-wing rhetoric really reeks.

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I've never met anyone with this disability as vile, hateful, violent, or senseless as any of them. And that's saying something because once one beat me up on the playground.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can all newspapers, when writing about Rogan, now use the term "Noted r-word, Joe Rogan..."

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can we just make Rogan the new R-word and stop saying it?

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Shut up, you Rogan

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

That's retarded

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what drinking too much donkey juice does to the brain

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Joe Rogan identifies as a South Park character: offensive and two-dimensional

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