this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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[–] syaochan@feddit.it 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] rayboy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Possum Kingdom in my ass

[–] kaprap@leminal.space 2 points 4 weeks ago

Fat man in my ass

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Teeth in my ass

[–] skulkymonster@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Prison sex in my Ass

[–] Eloise@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird Motorized Instrument in my ass

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"Dreaming in my ass" - I think I'll pass.

[–] ritsku@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Don't think it really works with this one

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

Pour Some Sugar On Me In My Ass

[–] dorcas_gustine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Six different ways (in my ass) - the cure

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 1 month ago

We are the Foolish in my ass

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Over and over again

[–] theargusiv@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Tadka in my ass? That's just a convoluted way of saying ring of fire.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 month ago

Bouncy castle in my ass

[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Somethin' stupid in my ass

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

Crazy fucking robot body in my ass?

[–] gon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Want You Gone in my ass... IDK about this one...

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Grand Theft Ecstasy in my ass.

🤔

Ok, anyone wanna interpret that?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 4 weeks ago

Dim sum paradise in my ass

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Right Trigger Warning (in my ass)

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 4 weeks ago

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

[–] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Total Eclipse of the Heart In My Ass

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Beautiful Boy(Darling Boy) in my ass

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 1 month ago

Stay (by Fisher) in My Ass

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Jupiter in my ass

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

A bar song in my ass

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Clamour for glamour in my ass

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] Metju@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Gun in my ass

[–] ne0phyte@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

Bingo in Hell in my Ass

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Victory in my ass. I like it...

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Kutya in my ass which translates to dog in my ass

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Katamari's 5am Mourning Routine in my ass

Really hope the little prince isn't rolling my shit into a ball...

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

That might be what's causing your constipation

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The pot in my ass

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The path in my ass (or A new beginning in my ass)

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] Spikey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Mademoiselle chante le blues in my ass

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