Owwie this inch of sea water is coooold mamaaaaa lmao
Didn't a few of these dipshits accidently drown themselves a few months ago?
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Well, a shark is less dangerous to itself to be fair
Less dangerous to an Iraqi child as well
Yeah because I think both of them were wearing a 100lb of tacticool gear and the first guy slipped and sank like a rock and then the next one that went after him never resurfaced. Crabs probably got some tasty treats though.
Yeah, it's a part of their doctrine that if someone in your 2 man team goes overboard, you dive in after them.
In calm waters, this boosts the chance of survival
In rough waters, at night, winter, in rough seas, wearing camo, where you were boarding an enemy vessel? They both died.
However, since the US military operates on a "if we don't find a corpse, they're MIA/POW", add another 2 people to the MIA/POW list. Poseidon is holding 2 USian dipshits hostage, possibly in Indochina. Gotta declare war on the ocean like Caligula
I'd sooner trust a shark around my kids
The rest of the navy has boats planes can land on. Dudes with flippers and guns aren't a genuine aquatic threat to anything. Also orcas are the mist dangerous predator in the ocean to not humans and fucking jellyfish are the most dangerous
Am I back on imgur? Did i die and go to imgur hell?
It's bonkers how much of this stuff is shoved down my throat on social media. Just thousands of people bursting to salute the troops.
They look like they're in two foot of water
1.93 meters
Average length of something that's 1.93 metres long
Feed me! feed me! 
He didn't swim so good
When I was a kid watching who's line is it anyway and they did that thing where Wayne Brady makes up a song about an audience members job and I'd never heard of a Navy Seal and misheard it as Baby Seel and my parents had to explain that one
Sharks won't do war crimes to you for no reason