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My favorite jokes (lemmy.zip)

submitted 4 weeks ago by DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] manucode@infosec.pub 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 1 points 4 weeks ago

I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.

[–] JoshuaBrusque@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.