cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212
I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2025
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The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.
I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.
I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.
If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.
Hey Jim what did you on lunch? Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?
Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”
Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer
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