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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/HezzeroftheWezzer on 2025-04-05 19:45:22+00:00.
Earlier, I sent my nine year old son's friend home after the two of them trashed my livingroom and his bedroom.
His floor was littered with toys everywhere! I told him I wanted everything picked up off the floor that wasn't supposed to be there. He came downstairs a short time later and said he was done, so I told him he could start on the livingroom.
I just came upstairs to use the bathroom, and everything is piled on his bed. I yelled down to him to ask why nothing was put away like it was supposed to be.
He replied, "You said you wanted everything off the floor, and it is."
Kids!