this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Prediction: Market goes down by half tomorrow, rioting and looting ensues. The government unleashes the army only to have sone army units turn against the official government. Full scale revolution by Thursday night. The mobs guillotine some members of the ruling class. A directorate takes over the government and starts holding trials. Eventually a Trotskyist becomes supreme leader of the People's Republic of American States.

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Eventually a Trotskyist becomes supreme leader of the People's Republic of American States.

well I guess it can't be all good news

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

brutal reigme of mandatory newspaper subscriptions

The woods shall burn.

There is some logic in that, US would still do a series of coups in other countries but those would be trotskyist coups, then the ghost of Trotsky would rise and say "I warned you about permanent revolution bro! i told you dog!"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

There is always hope.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can someone turn this into I did that stickers

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

u got it boss

[–] Future_Honkey@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The DNC will send you one with every 1000$ donation

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

We need one of Schumer looking over his glasses saying, “I helped!”

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

The video of him looking at the eclipse where you can hear a staffer off screen yell "don't look at it" is burned into my brain lmao

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m starting to wonder how long the old dragons will put up with this level of instability from a real estate con man and his nouveau riche tech bros. By no means are they anything approaching good or decent people, but they need a functioning society to thrive.

There is no more blood to squeeze from working people.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

If Trump drops dead of a massive heart attack or whatever - we'll never know if the old dragons were involved or it was simply of natural causes. But I think his hogs will go insane from conspiracy theories. My hunch is they'll blame somebody who would never do a coup. Most likely Biden. If I'm right - huge numbers of people on social media will break federal law by making threats on Biden's life. But nothing will happen to them. Trump's DOJ and FBI will transition to become Vance's DOJ and FBI. He wants Trump's hogs to be his hogs. And if they're insane with rage? Great! He wants that energy has he plans for 2028.

[–] blame@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

i dont really understand the angle from the tech bros, they care a lot about having access to the rest of the world because there are not nearly enough people in the united states to justify their valuations. I do wonder how on board with this they really are.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

We have the biggest tariffs, folks a-little-trolling

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

stonks-down stonks-up I am sure the invisible hand will sort everything out