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"I will overcome."
"I keep dragging myself along."
"Somehow, I remain alive."
"I will perish, but not like this, hopefully, not today."
"Everything is shit and I think we should all get a grenade and end it all."
... and other reasons why you don't ask a Lithuanian how's it going for them.
"Oh you know. How are you?"
I like dropping, "It's not, but how are you?" an easy and more polite way of saying "you don't give two shits about me, so let's talk about you."
"Somehow I've managed to remain alive."
My favourite is similar "I continue to live"
Alternatively: "Despite my best efforts, I remain alive."
the horrors persist, yet so do i
"I'm above ground."
"Moving forward at a rate of 1 second per second."
Usually at work, in meetings.
"I'm livin' the dream (and would like to wake up)" is a personal favorite of mine.
"Nightmares are dreams too"
"Another day in paradise."
"Still breathing"
"I'm here, aren't I?" (usually used at work)
Not sure I get it. So what is the answer if you're not white?
Like "Dad responses", whiteness is a state of mind 🧘♂️
Ok but I still don't understand the joke :(
Like "Dad responses", these are just common cliche ways for white American men to respond to questions - in this case, "How are things going?"
In this case, the responses listed, while seemingly anodyne, are generally given out as a means of downplaying one's own troubles - "It's going" being "It's going badly enough that I don't want to talk about it in any more detail" - and "Hanging in there" being "I'm managing, but only barely."
So both, while not being a cause for alarm by a surface reading, are actually (commonly) given out when significantly distressed.
Out of curiosity can you do the other colors too?
Unfortunately, I'm not the original creator of the post; you'd have to ask them for more droll observations of common American responses (and their deeper meanings) by race.
"Relentlessly."