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Hannah Montana Linux

[UPDATE] The results are in:

I decided to post my update as a comment because I don't think it's that important. This post gained quite a few down-votes (understandable), and I wouldn't like to be a bother anymore.

Now, the first "distro" I thought about when I saw the card was definitely Linux From Scratch. I felt validated when I saw your comments, however I shall explain a bit more further down. Another one I thought about was Gentoo Linux. To my surprise it wasn't mentioned. Lastly, while I was writing this post I definitely had FreeBSD in mind, so I included the "UNIX-based" requirement.

I just wanted to read your opinions and in the end I'm really happy I did.

Now, you commented, you voted, and the top 5 distros that you recommended were:

• FreeBSD: 63 Votes (Very devilish!)
• LFS: 55 Votes (Would make me cry blood)
• NixOS: 28 Votes (Very fitting to the original meaning)
• Void: 25 Votes (Interesting...)
• Kali: 23 Votes (I would have never thought of that)

The obvious winner is FreeBSD.
Now, I found this to be incredibly hilarious and immediately downloaded the iso image into my Ventoy. I went through the whole installation process and even got myself a minimal KDE plasma Desktop Environment. However, I was unable to use the touchpad on my Thinkbook laptop (work-issued) and that completely killed my joy. I tried a couple of fixes but I realized this wouldn't be as straight-forward as I had hoped, which would mean a lot more time invested trying to learn and fix it, and immediately dropped the towel. I will be back to FreeBSD, this isn't over!
However, for the time being I moved on to the next item on my list: Linux From Scratch.

After reading the LFS Book for a while, I came to the realization that this would be a huge undertaking and that I'd need a lot of prep-work and further reading. I'm not giving up quite yet on the LFS, but It'll have to wait. I said I had time, but not that kind of time.
(The fact that I even considered LFS after a silly little defect from FreeBSD makes you wonder if I'm mentally stable, but yet again, I'm choosing my new distro based on a tarot card I got two weeks ago at a party while I was piss-drunk, so, uh)

For the time being I'm sticking with NixOS. Upon reading this particular comment section I can tell it's got a lot of dedicated users (and preachers), which is very exciting. I did some reading about Nix and it sounds fascinating. I have now installed NixOS on my Laptop and got everything working fine. Now it's just a matter of learning how to properly use it. In the future I'd like to carry on with the LFS installation and bring the Nix package manager along, I believe it'd be really cool. Right now I must learn more, so I would appreciate any advice and resources.
I would say NixOS fits well the description of the "Death" card on tarot because it represents a new beginning and a completely different mind-set. So yay! Thanks guys and gals. I appreciate your recommendations.

Honourable mentions (Distro recommendations I found hilarious):

• Temple OS: 16 Votes
• Ubuntu: 15 Votes
• Hannah Montana Linux: 11 Votes
• Windows: 4 Votes

You might think I'm a bit of a chicken for not following through with the top winners, and you are most definitely right, but I still have to learn more and I need that laptop for work on Monday, so, uh, sorry

A trickster that wants to make a fool of everyone out of pleasures and illusions of grandeur? Definitely Ubuntu. Promises a "easy to use" distro while installing unsolicited packages and fetching unauthorized info without your consent on the background.

Kali, also called Kalika, is a major goddess in Hinduism, primarily associated with time, death and destruction.

Although it is the Tarot card that many people fear, Death generally does not mean physical death. The Death Tarot Card usually signifies spiritual transformation and a time of change and new beginnings, not actual death! The transformation or change that Death can bring can be difficult, unexpected, sudden or even traumatic but it will bring with it a new lease of life. Its best to try not to resist the change the Death Tarot card brings as resisting it will only make the transition difficult and painful. Instead try to embrace the change as a fresh start. This Major Arcana card can also signify the need to let go of old issues or beliefs when it appears in a Tarot spread. It may be telling you that you need to draw a line under the past in order to move forward in a positive direction. A Death card transformation can be a bit of a shock to the system but ultimately it’s a positive one.

Linux from scratch! Time for your spiritual Awakening as a graybeard OP!

Kali

Turns out you're gonna install freebsd instead

NixOS will change how you look at computing, it is quite literally like dieing then stepping into a new world, Google "nixos learning curve" and look at the images, you'll get it.

Most definitely Void

For some cult Lucifer is also the symbol of knowledge and science versus the imposed conservatorism of God, so it can be learning a rolling distro like Arch or Void.

Void Linux

Android

How about FreeBSD? Or a more desktop friendly counterpart of GhostBSD?

So far, in no particular order, the most voted distros are:

• OpenBSD
• NixOS
• TempleOS(pls no)
• Linux From Scratch

I'll be coming back tomorrow to find out what my next distro is going to be. I'm so pumped now that I just went and purchased a new SSD for this.

I moved to NixOS this year and it really felt like something new. You need to learn a little functional language for configuration (nix) and can manage your whole computer on a descriptive and reproducible way.

There is also an awesome side effect : packages (and OS configurations) are built the same way as you build your configuration. For me, it meant that it was the first time it was obvious how my distribution works and how I could contribute. It took me about one hour to submit my first ever PR to update a package : https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/pull/290710

Also note that you can experience nix (the package manager) on any distro, if you want a safe try you could for example have fun with home-manager to handle your dotfiles.

TempleOS was a biblical themed distro that is perhaps most famous for the creator, Terry A. Davis, who died when he was hit by a train.

Does anyone else remember Ubuntu Satanic Edition?

I like the FreeBSD option because Beastie, but also GuixSD for something truly different.

Hannah Montana Linux

TempleOS

Black Arch or Suicide Linux

Hm, death could be interpreted in a number of ways.

Does Almalinux's 10 year support represent death by being unchanging, stagnation?

Or should it mean a distro that is on death's door, with less and less developers working on it each year? Solus, Mageia and OpenMandriva might qualify there.

Void Linux seems fitting from the name alone, though otherwise doesn't really go with the theme.

Manjaro?

Not sure how Solus is doing nowadays as well but maybe a tiny bit better than Manjaro?

none. sounds like you're cursed to ride the windows train for life.

@KazuchijouNo hannah montana linux

https://qntm.org/suicide

I think it has to be NixOS. The config language is plain demonic

Serpent OS is a new distributor in the making and could be something to consider.