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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Load it with 2x4s

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's how they took out Maude Flanders. Some say it was an accident, but I don't buy it for a second.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

She was shot with an Anti-Maudeteriel Rifle

Isnt that one of the few things that has stuck with the Simpsons?

[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

No footlongs

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cannon? It's 2025! If a T-shirt isn't FPV suicide droned directly into my face, I don't want it!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give me autonomous swarms of T-Drones, or GTFO

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I personally would prefer drone delivered E but you do you.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago

Girl, same.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago

They work well at neutralizing large concentrations of infantry provided the combatants like the cut and feel of the shirts.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, if you've never been hit in the face by a balled up shirt after calling out your partner's sister's name as you bust deep inside them, you don't know the danger involved in jersey knit fabrics

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's the best gif I've seen this year

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Good slop though.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Lol. Ford is known to break down often when needed most. Just get a Toyota instead.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's why Ford stands for "Fix It Again, Tony"

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 6 days ago

Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Roadside Dead
Fucked On Race Day

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

b b but it can turn into a semi-permanant fixed emplacement?

[–] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

You're in luck! It can indeed! The only possible caveat might be that you won't get to choose the enplacement..

Fill up that crew cab with armaments!

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I daily drive a 50+ year old Ford and this is not always true.

[–] KeefChief13@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They had a dual cannon one at the Bucks game last night.

[–] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

we all know how important it is to keep a sustained high rate of fire with these things

more takka if you will

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If it overheats, will the poly cotton blend shirts melt inside of it?

[–] KeefChief13@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I can't speak on the heat levels 😅, but I think it uses pressurized gas? Probably not a lot of heat.