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[–] TomasEkeli@programming.dev 8 points 5 hours ago

why remove that? it doesn't affect the new bridge in any way, except maybe making access easier

[–] jcs@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution that works.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Every game engine older than two console generations in existence.

The primordial code from the Quake engine in pretty much ever 3d game giggles at the passage of time

[–] m33@theprancingpony.in 2 points 7 hours ago

@cm0002 Of course, of course...

#XKCD2347 #XKCD

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 84 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (9 children)

I've been to this bridge. It's the Devil's Bridge in Wales.

Here's another angle, ripped from Wikipedia:

The river underneath is insanely deep. Pictures do not do it justice just how much further it goes out of the bottom of this frame. You do not get out of there. That is death.

The bottom-most bridge was built around the 12th century. How the hell they managed to build stuff like this way back then staggers me.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

The river underneath is insanely deep.

That's when you just say frick it and caulk the wagon.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

If you're trying to get from Missouri to Oregon and you end up in Wales then you've got bigger problems.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 minutes ago

Somewhere Christopher Columbus^*^ shifted uncomfortably in his seat

^*^Obligatory frick Christopher Columbus

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 5 points 6 hours ago

The bottom-most bridge was built around the 12th century. How the hell they managed to build stuff like this way back then staggers me.

I find it hard to relate with this sentence. That's just 3 bridges on the top of what seems like a natural rock formation, right? With 2 being arches and the top one being a modern-ish structure.

No matter how deep it is, it's narrow enough to just move a prebuild wooden foot bridge used for people to go around constructing the thing.

90m, that is deep.

[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Duh, the Devil helpedz it's in the name.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You may joke, but that's actually part of the legend of the bridge!

The legend goes that a woman saw her cow grazing on the opposite side of the river.

To get it back, the devil offered to build a bridge in exchange for a living soul.

The woman threw a piece of bread across the new bridge and her dog went to eat it. The devil got the dog's soul 👍

Poor dog

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 1 points 11 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

While we're talking about Devil's Bridges, Hamburg has one, too: It was built to make crossing the devil's ford easier, so called because there were so many accidents there people couldn't explain it otherwise. A carpenter was contracted, who is said to have made a pact with the devil, that the bridge may stay, at the price of the soul of the first living thing to cross the bridge. On inauguration day, then, the local reverend blessed the bridge and set off to cross it, when out of the bushes a rabbit appeared and sprinted across the bridge. A statute memorialises the occasion:

...the less exciting explanation is that back when Holstein was still under Danish rule there were two bridges close together, and the double bridge then turned into the devil's one. dövelt -> Düvel in Low Saxon makes a lot of sense but is boring.

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 23 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They really should continue the tradition by building a fourth bridge over the current one when the time comes.

[–] crapwittyname@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

That's why they stopped at three. The fourth bridge always takes forever to paint.

[–] Odinkirk@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 12 hours ago

So, not only is this a Dark Souls bridge, it spans over an honest-to-god bottomless pit?

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 18 points 17 hours ago

They really needed to pass that river.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 15 points 17 hours ago

Clearly a cousin of The Strid. Except the Strid is usually full to the brim and you can't see the literal death walls that lie beneath the surface.

Tom Scott made a video about it during his many adventures: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCSUmwP02T8

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

looks like they took a bridge too far...😎

[–] jcg@halubilo.social 7 points 13 hours ago

Ah yes the ever elusive "tech debt"

[–] kitmayfield@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago

Bridge over troubled bridges

[–] protist@mander.xyz 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

We should go back to building things with rocks

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

My house is made of limestone and is only a few years old…

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Your entire house is made out of limestone? Or you have limestone veneer

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Limestone (thick bastard haha) but the inside is still stud walls, plaster board, etc. Quarry is nearby so it was practically a steal.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

Tbh I don't think my code could last several hundred years.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna put some plywood walls up and live in it like a troll

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Just don't look down, it's awfully deep

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Laughs in hang glider

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

…marry it!

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

That bridge looks pretty stout.

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 8 points 17 hours ago

Don't worry, if the bridge breaks there are two backup bridges conveniently located close by!

[–] zarathustra0@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Surely the devil has something to say about all of this?

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Due to lack of participation, I’m pretty sure he’s in Georgia dealing with a musical competition at the moment.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I see what you did there.