emuspawn

joined 2 years ago
[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 2 points 18 hours ago

that horse ain't right.

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I use https://sx.catgirl.cloud/ so I'm already primed to have anime catgirls protecting my webs.

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 17 points 6 days ago

You′re walking in the woods

There's no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye, you spot them

(Written in Rust)

They're following you, about 30 feet back

They get down on all fours and break into a sprint

They're gaining on you

"Written in Rust!"

You're looking for your car but you′re all turned around

They're almost upon you now

And you can see there's blood on their face

My God, there′s blood everywhere!

Running for your life (from writing in Rust!)

They're compiling a knife (it′s written in Rust!)

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Perhaps the ICP should appeal more to the everyday layperson.....a gender neutral term coined in 1972, just seventeen years before the unrelated 1989 release of Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam.

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel somewhat fascinated by this article, mostly due to the pictures. Look at this:

I find it fascinating how it's clearly a man and a woman, despite it being an ancient carving.

Or this one:

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How many centuries old is it? Describe it as a hippopotamus goddess, and most modern humans will be like 'yeah, that tracks.'

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 1 points 1 week ago

I miss you, cupcake...

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Welcome to the Fediverse! Thanks for the post, I love your authorial tone!

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 22 points 1 month ago

Surely this one last permutation.....

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 8 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, if the bridge breaks there are two backup bridges conveniently located close by!

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Alligators steal hats all the time?

[–] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 1 points 1 month ago

No, they don't, I pulled it out of my butt. I rewrote my original draft and that slipped in. NVME wouldn't make sense unless you were powering them up every few months for updates.

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