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[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Please take a screenshot next time

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 7 points 21 hours ago

That's what really sells it. How low effort are we going to go?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

"For Windows only"

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 1 day ago

Canonical taking notes

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Now do it by displaying the video directly in the terminal (using colored blocks and the line delete feature like progress bars do) before it's executed.

Edit: Apparently, mpv can already be used for that, maybe you can use it as dependency :P

[–] far_university190@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

mpv written in c. C transpile to js using emscripten.

Can 100% use transpile mpv as dependency.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is it a rick roll? I hope it is a rick roll.

[–] PandaDEV@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Read the username backwards :)

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

VEDadnap? I don't get it.

Yes I'm being intentionally obtuse

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The user in the screenshot not the OP

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Note the second sentence where I thought I made it clear I was joking.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I had to google "obtuse"

You're an angle over 90°

Me too.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Actually it in this instance it mea..... Ahhhhhhh hahahaha! You got me good!

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

...XcQ, I have to assume it is.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man, now I want to see a "cursed terminals" thing take off like the "cursed UI" stuff did.

[–] ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org 8 points 1 day ago

on windows all terminals are cursed

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago