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[–] Chev@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like a place where everything is built around cars and walking is not a real option. 😟

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Was thinking the same thing. I grew up in a European city and didn't own a car until my mid-30s, when I moved to a rural area. When visiting the US for business, north of Chicago, I wanted to just walk to the next mall, as it was just 2km according to maps. But there was simply no way of doing that safely. No sidewalk at all, busy road. We are often quick to judge people for taking a car for even short distances. But often there really is no other safe way.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Totally feel you. I'm also from central Europe and currently making a vacation in Thailand and it's crazy how there almost no sidewalks. It feels like the government forces you to rent a scooter or in your case to buy a car to get around safely.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

4 minute drive, because if I took 20 steps in a row my heart would explode.

[–] westyvw@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

You don't just have your podcast auto resume whenever you start driving?

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Is that a baby or a toy in the right side of the image?

[–] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

are you on the other side of the planet?

or why is your right my left? πŸ™…πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

[–] zewm@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

They’re from drama class. It’s stage right.

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry, I mixed up my arms.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 3 points 6 days ago

thats a dog

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is why I keep mix CDs in my cars. Turn it on and it's already playing the CD I was last spinning. And you know what? I think I've got pretty good music taste so I'm gonna let that shit play lol.

I just burned the Chappell Roan album and left it in my wife's car lol We've been bonding over that one. One day, I think I'm gonna get us tickets to see her live.

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

I've just got a USB of like a thousand songs on random. Every now and again I'll take it out and add new songs and sometimes remove some old ones that haven't stuck

[–] Eldest_Malk@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Sir Lancelot and the Black Knight by Rick Wakeman on β€œThe Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table” is probably gonna do it.

[–] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

4 minute drive to the grocery store is probably a 4 minute bike ride to the grocery store, just sayin

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah but I'm not carrying 6 bags of groceries back to my place tho

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good thing they won't need to bring back a bunch of groceries.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Americans are the only creatures who don't understand the concept of a grocery basket outside of a car

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Most Americans buy a lot of groceries at once because most Americans don't have quick access to grocery stores, and buying smaller portions of groceries costs a fortune.

I can buy a week's worth of groceries for a family of 4 for about the price of 10 days of groceries for one person. But it requires being able to haul a lot more than can fit on a bike. And for many of us, the store is also a long way away with no public transit and in a place where the temperature may be lethally hot for months at a time.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I tried saying "bippity bopping boo" just now, but it didn't move my house 20 miles closer to the grocery store.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

man, it's so wild hearing that the nearest grocery store is 20 miles away. You guys have created unnecessary problems for yourself. It's so shocking how rough you guys have it and how non-chalant you are about something which is a no-brainer for the rest of the world.

never seen more chumpier chumps than Americans.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, not everyone lives in dense urban areas or the suburbs.

And the scale of the US isn't something most Europeans understand. How long does it take you drive across your country? In the US, a drive from Southern California to Maine is over 48 hours and around 5000 kilometers.

The Texas Triangle megalopolis (Houston, Dallas, San Antonio) is bigger than lots of European countries.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oh this tired argument again!

You don't drive across the country daily do you? How long does it take to drive across the country? that's irrelevant.

the whole of zoning and design of US is bad.

You can't bring this up when the argument is how far is your local grocery store is to your house. Unless you drive cross country for your groceries!

"Not everyone lives in dense urban areas or suburbs"

Your argument is "that's how it has always been and we have to solve around it" when the solution is to not to have it that way.

the US is hopelessly into spread out development. There's no solving your way out of having to drive 10 minutes to get groceries without substantial changes to mindset and zoning policies. It's so absurd!

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's not zoning.

It's when places developed. The super spread-out metroplexes of the US are in areas that developed after the invention of the automobile.

Europe isn't more enlightened when it comes to development. They're just older. Cities tend to develop around most people living within an hour of where they work. When the US urbanized, that was a much larger area due to technological advancements. Rolling that back is almost impossible.

[–] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

america used to develop for density. Go read the book "Strong towns" to understand how. Technological development alone doesn't explain the car-centric development. There was active lobbying and dismantling of alternative methods of construction and zoning just to support automobiles.

Americans have been brainwashed into accepting there is no solution to a problem that was introduced by car makers in the 1960s. American cities were dense and had lots of alternate modes of transit before all of it was ripped out under the guise of technological "development" and "freedom"