I thought CEOs worked super hard
this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2023
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I thought that when the clerk at the checkout asked, "would you like cash back?" That you could say yes and they would just give you cash straight out of the register for nothing lol.
I figured that most people were very honest and didn't need the money, so they would just say no thanks and leave it in the register for somebody who really did need it.
Similarly, I thought one could get more money by asking for change. You give one bill, you get more bills and coins in return, it's gotta be more, right?
I remember thinking that women gave birth to girls and men gave birth to boys, and being really worried because I (as a guy) didn't want to give birth.
I'm seeing several posts that are startling evidence for the essential nature of proper sex education, lol.
Slightly related: all dogs are bots and all cats are girls
all dogs are bots
That's birds.
No silly, birds aren't real /hj
My dad told me that walnuts were owl eggs.
He got in trouble when I stole all the walnuts in the house and wrapped them in nose tissues to keep them warm so they would hatch and I would have baby owls.
The USA was the good guys.
Compared to the alternative, Iβll take the US as an ally, thank you very much.
Sounds like you benefit from the exploitation of the masses you sicko.
Sounds like you donβt live in the real world.
I don't live in the US, if that's what you mean by the real world.
So many things...
I didn't understand how lie detectors were supposed to work so I thought you could hook someone up and ask something like "does god exist" and you'd be able to get answers to all of life's big mysteries.
I thought there was a left and right sock
I thought wolverines were mythical creatures
I thought if I tried hard enough I could somehow become older than my older brother like it was just a title or something
Thanks to DARE any time I saw a skittle with the S missing I thought it was drugs even in a newly opened package
I could go on..
Actors have to be married to kiss on screen
I thought deaths on screen were real and that people volunteered to die to create the production and wondered why in the world someone would die just to make a movie.
I thought the priest at church was Jesus.
Now thatβs fuckinβ funny right there haha.
Thanks for giving me a good laugh!
That Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler were the same person.
American propaganda is a hell of a drug. Now they do the same with Putin.
"Putler" springs to mind
That night was caused by really thick clouds. I think I saw light through dark black clouds during twilight and assumed night was caused by black clouds covering the sky. I went to test this theory by flying out of London at night but I fell asleep before we took off.
What were stars, the milky way and the moon to you?
Pinholes. No idea how I explained the moon.
That is was okay to use other animals for human benift
I used to think America was a democracy and a positive influence on the world.