You know that you can buy heroin with money?
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2025
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Heroin offers to solve all of your problems. It's like money in that way. They do it via differing avenues tho.
I can't think of a single problem that heroin offers to solve.
Not having heroin?
All of your problems with melt away...briefly.
Caring?
It isn't just money that can solve your problem though, it takes effort too. No matter how much money you have at the very least you still have to use your mouth to speak to get what you want.
It makes you briefly forget about your problems while creating a lot more.
Or dick sucks!
But then you won't have money.
I think it is perhaps more accurate to say Power is Heroin for Violent People
Junkies are some of the most boring people to talk to
Ancient Chinese curse:
“May you live in interesting times.”
Can confirm. Love making money, daily life is pretty boring by many people's standards.
I don't like making money but I do like receiving it.
Usually requires that I make it somehow. That part usually sucks.
Yep, it's really finicky to draw the picures and lettering just right . . . and finding that same colour and texture paper.
What
Ah yes, love hanging out with all those fun heroin addicts
Just crushing up a Benjamin to inject this motherfucker right into my vein
Herobrine?
Isn't that a quote from a series or movie?
I just can't remember anymore where I've heard it, but it stuck with me...
I think it's a quote from like 10 movies or blogs or something
Could very well be, yeah...
Just heard it an a movie or series like a week ago the first time, but can't really remember where I heard it
I just heard it in "A Real Pain"
Ah, yeah, thanks!
That was it!
Not if you spend it on things that are fun. I have so much fun decor and furniture wishlisted on Amazon and when i have my own apartment it will be a scrapbook of everything that brings me joy. I will make my bed look like an amazon van because I'm not boring.
Assets* ftfy